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The Dunbar Free Press (which is number 27 on the most free press list according to Izvestia) today ran with the banner, "Local Entreprenuer Zap P Tom announces the Grand Opening of Dunbar's first modern Trailer Park.

According to the article that followed. The park will cater to travellers that sport the state T Shirt which bears the logo, "We are all relatives in West Virginia".

So Wendy, what have you done to keep pace? :dunno:
 

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trailer park = tornado magnet...and where is Nasty...have not seen any post's
 

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I am sure the Irradiated Kid sent him a ticket to Indy as they did not hook up in Bowling Green


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW, hook up brings up disgusting images :crazy:
 

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has not posted since 27th
 

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Zap said:
That's when I sent the warning to never post here again.
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tough guy huh :fouetaa:
 

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Zap said:
I'm a real brute. :kekegay: :greedy:
:ughuh: :swr: :beer2: :rock: :who: ok thats enough beer for me
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As a sidebar to the trailer park there is a new shop that just opened up down the highway from me. "ZAPS AUTO". No joking. And to top it off they are into "ricers" and the "donk,box and bubble" scene. I haven't found their website yet but as soon as I do I'll post it here. They must open at noon or what ever time Zap gets up after a night of rave'n with the Ho's as I dont see any of his handy work sitting in the lot when I drive to work. There are some dandys on my drive home though. :puke:
 

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The Dunbar Free Press (which is number 27 on the most free press list according to Izvestia) today ran with the banner, "Local Entreprenuer Zap P Tom announces the Grand Opening of Dunbar's first modern Trailer Park
And this effort is especially notable due to the fact that the trailer park is on the side of a mountain. :eek!: ( but then everything in W. Viagara is on the side of a mountain isn't it? )

So anyway, thanks to what Zap learned from his Pappy, the "Dunbar Trailer Leveling Technique" is used in which Zap simply checks to see if the drool is coming out of both sides of the coondogs mouth. If not, he jacks up the trailer on the wet side until it does. :zap: :usa:
 

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Steve Wood said:
...the state T Shirt which bears the logo, "We are all relatives in West Virginia".
I thought it was "Relation Is Relative"?

Will this park have the customary girl who's....um, 'not real picky'? I could use one of them. Literally.
 

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Which is worse? West Virginias or New Yorkers? We get some of them in the summer in South NJ, they make all the parks crowded and pee everywhere and they do not wash and always saying YO Vinny you suck! ha ha and they say this over and over :confused: , that is how you know someone is a new yorker. Lucky for us in South Nj we mostly get people from Philly in PA who suck a little bit less and do not have to put up with Nyers as much as poor North NJ does. :D South NJ the near normal half of the state! West Viginias can't beat NYers for how bad they are.
 

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How soon you forget Steve. I started a Turbo Buick Engine building shop.
 

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you better hire a press agent! :crazy:
 

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Nasty Wendy said:
How soon you forget Steve. I started a Turbo Buick Engine building shop.

Yeah, in your mind. Come to think of it, that would be a great place to open one. Plenty of open space there, it could be a six lift shop.
 
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