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Let this serve as notice that I am getting a haircut this weekend in preparation for next weeks event and I am as always going NO GUARD on the shears. That's what most of us in the bald crew who are almost eligible for social security do ya know.

To that end I am CALLING out one Fartie Putz to dare to do the same, it is a known fact that Art Putz uses a #1 or # 2 guard, fearful of what the No GUARD holds.

I know I have the equipment to compete in this area and so does Art Putz so I am calling him out to do the same if he has the guts. That's right Artie Putz I am talking to you.

This haircutting CALLOUT also applies to one Bill Anderson, if he too can go no guard then he has gained my respect.

But Artie Putz he now has to earn my resepect..........the shears are in your hands now Artie Putz.

People will run to the fence and all eyes will be on Art Putz should he decide to take up the challenge that has just been laid down.

Prove me wrong Artie Putz..........prove me wrong...........Putz.
 

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Real men go number one because the women get excited when they rub the fuzz! :cheers: :sw:
 

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Steve Wood said:
Real men go number one because the women get excited when they rub the fuzz! :cheers: :sw:
Maybe thats why Racheal Ray left him :dunno:
 

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Maybe thats why Racheal Ray left him :dunno:
>>> Thanks Mike.........ya had to bring that up huh..........just as I was starting to get over it and move on :)
 

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>>> Thanks Mike.........ya had to bring that up huh..........just as I was starting to get over it and move on :)
I'm Sorry Rich I didn't mean to set your therapy back. I thought you had moved on by now :(
 

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Maybe thats why Racheal Ray left him :dunno:
She cannot cook and she does not look. He was only into her for her money.
 

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No need to call me out lil buddy, I cut my hair bi-weekly and use 00. 00 = ALL steel, no guard,trimmer set at lowest height!

Bald by choice. :D
 

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Steve Wood said:
Real men go number one because the women get excited when they rub the fuzz! :cheers: :sw:

i use a #1 and they run away
 

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I guess you forget to put your face mask back on after the cut? :confused:
 

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I guess you forget to put your face mask back on after the cut? :confused:
or maybe I am not a "real" man....
 

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Good point...you may drink Pepsi. :confused:
 

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coke if I am hung over and pepsi If I am not...we need to keep thread on track...In honor of the JCC team I will be going guardless this weekend so Fartie Putz I also challange you to STEP IT UP...have you even run your car this year :dunno:
 

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Wonder is going guardless will make the car go faster :dunno: Less weight and my aerodynamic :yup:
 

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Wonder is going guardless will make the car go faster :dunno: Less weight and my aerodynamic :yup:
in that case he should shave his legs too...oh and his back and front and sides...he needs all the help he can get.... :D
 

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Figures......no reply yet from Artie Putz..........I know he has the equipment to get his hair done and can prove that but I find it strange he hasn't replied.

Guess he can only talk to people from a keyboard :rolleyes:
 

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Figures......no reply yet from Artie Putz..........I know he has the equipment to get his hair done and can prove that but I find it strange he hasn't replied.

Guess he can only talk to people from a keyboard :rolleyes:
you know you might be right...I have not talked FACE to FACE with him in a while....why even last night we talked via instant message...maybe he is CHICKEN.. :dunno:
 

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I think Rich is fishing for a Super Cuts sponsorship from T. Bradshaw and is just tring to rope in the unsuspecting group into the shop in an effort to show how much business he can bring in even prior to displaying his fine hair cut on race day.
 

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Art has been busy gathering up all his Helen Reddy and Alba downloads. He can never have enough good music for the long haul to Norwalk. :eek!:
 

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Art has been busy gathering up all his Helen Reddy and Alba downloads. He can never have enough good music for the long haul to Norwalk. :eek!:

Speaking of Helen Reddy, Artie Putz wrote a new song for himself just for Norwalk and he said he will be perfoming it right before the TSO race on Friday:

I Am TSO Racer

I am TSO Racer, hear me roar
My ET numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down that track before
No one's ever gonna keep me down again

CHORUS
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much weight I've gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am fast (fast)
I am quick (quick)
I am TSO Racer

You can race me but never break me
'cause it only serves to make me faster
More determined to achieve my final ET & MPH goal
And I come back even stronger
Not a novice any longer
'cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul

CHORUS

I am TSO Racer watch me grow
See me racing toe to toe
As I spread my lovin across the bulletin boards
But I'm still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until I make my brother Otto understand


Oh yes I am a racer
But it's wisdom born of pain & breakage
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much MPH I gained
If I have to I can face Bill Anderson
I am fast (fast)
I am quick (quick)
I am TSO Racer
Oh, I am JCC Racer
I am invincible
I am strong

FADE
I am JCC Racer
I am invincible
I am strong


Kinda self righteous IMO.
 
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