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A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,

"What's your IQ?"
The man replies "162," and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and askshim,

"What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's body parts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the
robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks,

"What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says... real slowly,
"So.. is.. your.. party.. gonna.. nominate.. Hillary.. for..president???"



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Poor. :cheers:
 

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I thought this was about Zap's first alky product! :cheers:
 

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if they nominate her, at least we dont have to worry about the election being fixed again, she'll lose fair and square.
 

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read the john conyers report
 

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"What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "My IQ, 20, I smart one of family." And the robot says... real slowly,
"Your...Ford...parked...in ...No Parking Zone!!"
 
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