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Look like Richard Simmons' gayer brother. Cute women look even cuter riding around on their cute little scooter, fat ugly women even look a little cuter riding around on their cute little scooter, but men look pretty damned stupid riding around on a cute little scooter. If you are a man and want better gas mileage, buy a small motorcycle...at least. I shall, in the near future, begin chasing down men who ride scooters and shall, at my own discretion, either publicly berate or publicly hit them on the head with an aluminum softball bat.


Scooters riders have been warned. :rant:
 

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I once rode a Honda Rebel 250. That was a very small motorcycle. Do not get a Rebel 250, you'd be better off with a scooter.

Don't worry about Zap, he has a Hot Air and won't be able to catch up with you. :D
 

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Nasty Wendy said:
I once rode a Honda Rebel 250. That was a very small motorcycle. Do not get a Rebel 250, you'd be better off with a scooter.

Don't worry about Zap, he has a Hot Air and won't be able to catch up with you. :D
What's that got to do with Bush stealing our guns?
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I actually liked those. Wanted one once when I was younger. :yup:
 

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Maxi Scooters such as the 600cc Honda Silverwing, Suzuki Burgman at 650cc, Yamaha Majesty with 400ccs are scooters that are road trip worthy due to their 400-550 lb weight and due to their automatic (CVT) transmissions, they're great for tooling around town.
Pic of a Majesty
 

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I've been called worse...and deserved it. :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
 

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Zap said:
I actually liked those. Wanted one once when I was younger. :yup:
You'd look funny riding one of those with your bosom flopping around in the wind. :D :D :D And Radius Kid clinching on tightly with his assless chaps on. :D :D :D
 

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stevemon said:
Maxi Scooters such as the 600cc Honda Silverwing, Suzuki Burgman at 650cc, Yamaha Majesty with 400ccs are scooters that are road trip worthy due to their 400-550 lb weight and due to their automatic (CVT) transmissions, they're great for tooling around town.
Pic of a Majesty

That looks more like a man's scooter there...I find that acceptable and not worthy of a softball bat beating. :cool:
 

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Is that Jack Evers? Who ever it is can kick Zap's ass. :yup:
 

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That goes without saying. Now I'm wanting one of those manly scooters. :crazy: :yup:
 

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Hondas Big Ruckus. Only 250cc tho.
Cool website for accessories to fit this Scoot at www.battlescooter.com
 

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and here is Zaps Pride and Joy. :headbang:
It used to be the wheelbarrow that he brought the cinder blocks home in for his Turbo Riv.
 

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Check out this cool dude rockin the Honda fiddy :cheers: I had wheelies on lock for blocks when I had it :yup:
 

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Hers a cutie on a scooter and she looks even hotter bent over on it :poon:
 

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stevemon said:
and here is Zaps Pride and Joy. :headbang:
It used to be the wheelbarrow that he brought the cinder blocks home in for his Turbo Riv.
Looks like someone ordered a crate motor and used the crate too.
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Hey babe above me, scoot on down here. :headbang: :cheers:
 

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Men who know who their mamas are are not afraid to ride anything. :crazy:
 

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That's a real nice kawasaki above :yup:
 
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