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Look like Richard Simmons' gayer brother. Cute women look even cuter riding around on their cute little scooter, fat ugly women even look a little cuter riding around on their cute little scooter, but men look pretty damned stupid riding around on a cute little scooter. If you are a man and want better gas mileage, buy a small motorcycle...at least. I shall, in the near future, begin chasing down men who ride scooters and shall, at my own discretion, either publicly berate or publicly hit them on the head with an aluminum softball bat.


Scooters riders have been warned. :rant:
 

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I once rode a Honda Rebel 250. That was a very small motorcycle. Do not get a Rebel 250, you'd be better off with a scooter.

Don't worry about Zap, he has a Hot Air and won't be able to catch up with you. :D
 

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Nasty Wendy said:
I once rode a Honda Rebel 250. That was a very small motorcycle. Do not get a Rebel 250, you'd be better off with a scooter.

Don't worry about Zap, he has a Hot Air and won't be able to catch up with you. :D
What's that got to do with Bush stealing our guns?
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Maxi Scooters such as the 600cc Honda Silverwing, Suzuki Burgman at 650cc, Yamaha Majesty with 400ccs are scooters that are road trip worthy due to their 400-550 lb weight and due to their automatic (CVT) transmissions, they're great for tooling around town.
Pic of a Majesty
 

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I actually liked those. Wanted one once when I was younger. :yup:
You'd look funny riding one of those with your bosom flopping around in the wind. :D :D :D And Radius Kid clinching on tightly with his assless chaps on. :D :D :D
 

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stevemon said:
Maxi Scooters such as the 600cc Honda Silverwing, Suzuki Burgman at 650cc, Yamaha Majesty with 400ccs are scooters that are road trip worthy due to their 400-550 lb weight and due to their automatic (CVT) transmissions, they're great for tooling around town.
Pic of a Majesty

That looks more like a man's scooter there...I find that acceptable and not worthy of a softball bat beating. :cool:
 

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stevemon said:
and here is Zaps Pride and Joy. :headbang:
It used to be the wheelbarrow that he brought the cinder blocks home in for his Turbo Riv.
Looks like someone ordered a crate motor and used the crate too.
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Hey babe above me, scoot on down here. :headbang: :cheers:
 

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Men who know who their mamas are are not afraid to ride anything. :crazy:
 

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That's a real nice kawasaki above :yup:
 
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