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Abu Musab al-Zarqawi Was A Dixie ChickS Fan



June 21, 2006






The U.S. military released additional details today surrounding the death of the terrorist leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.



Found in the ruins of the targeted 'safe house' were Zarqawi's wallet and IPOD Nano. The military lists the contents of Zarqawi's wallet as:



1) Crescent Organ Donor Card
2) Prescription for Ambien
3) Lucky penny from Atlantic City
4) Driver licenses from Egypt, Syria, Jordan, Israel, and Ohio
5) Autographed picture of Chris Matthews
6) 'Fatima's Arabian Nights' gentleman's gold club card
7) 47 Iraqi Dinars
8) American Express Gold Card with the name Samuel Bishop



An initial examination of Zarqawi's IPOD shows songs from the Dixie Chicks and Linda Ronstadt. It also contained songs from Barbara Streisand and Cher's farewell tours 1-5.



The IPOD was frozen on 'Bad to the Bone' by George Thorogood & the Destroyers. Experts say he may have been listening to that tune at the time of his death.



An examination of Zarqawi's body revealed some surprises as well. Medical examiners said he had a heart shaped tattoo with the word 'MOM' on his inner thigh, dual nipple rings, and a 'Fred Flintstone' Band-Aid on a his big toe.



For you ladies out there it was 'boxers'. Unfortunately for Zarqawi they were blown up around his head when officials arrived at the scene.
 

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Steve Wood said:
An initial examination of Zarqawi's IPOD shows songs from the Dixie Chicks and Linda Ronstadt. It also contained songs from Barbara Streisand and Cher's farewell tours 1-5.
Ya, know, for an old goat herder, you can be funny at times. :)
 

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wonder if he is still getting his complimentary subscription to the NY Times? :dunno:
 

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wonder if he is still getting his complimentary subscription to the NY Times?
OBL doesn't have to worry about bad intel., the times is what a buck a copy?, and will spill the beans on anything that in any way might help lose the war on terrorism.
 

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Treason is often buried behind the guise of free speech.


It's kinda like porn as one knows it when it is seen. :sw:
 

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Steve Wood said:
Treason is often buried behind the guise of free speech.
Don't get me going on that.. <sigh>
 

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forzfed said:
I'd say! Where would he get the Flinstone band-aids? :dunno:
easy! from the email I cut and pasted! :sw:
 

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no, the Jeson's use alky :headbang:
 
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