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Old 02-19-2002, 04:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Get a turbobuicks.com custom shirt. Mine came today, and I will have to carry a big stick from now on to keep the women off. Even if you are old and ugly (Steve Wood, Me) or young and beautiful (Firebird, Herb FishCowMan) this shirt will make you irresistible to the opposite sex (not sure what that would be in Nasty Wendy's case).



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Old 02-19-2002, 04:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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yep...I have young girls wanting to sit in my lap while others push my wheel chair since I started wearing mine.



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Old 02-19-2002, 05:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'll send mine over to fast86. He could use a 'sleep aid' like this more than I can. But then again Salvage could probably put it to good use as well. Perhaps a bidding war?
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They may need a "Turbobuicks.com ski mask" in order to help their love lives.



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Let's go to Iceland...I think the girls are even better looking there.



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I noticed that also. I can't wear mine when I go out with my wife. It gets her mad when all the young hot women look at me with lust in there eyes

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They may need a "Turbobuicks.com ski mask" in order to help their love lives.

Wearing yours certainly enhanced your prospects!




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but steve, the young girls can change your depends and push you i the wheel chair
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Let's go to Iceland...I think the girls are even better looking there.

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I noticed that also. I can't wear mine when I go out with my wife. It gets her mad when all the young hot women look at me with lust in there eyes


I like older women anyhow... Maybe I should get a corvettes.com shirt or something.
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I tried not to read this stupid post but my finger slipped on the mouse button. I'll just have you know that whenever I want to enhance my love life I just take clothes off. I've never been kicked out of the bed, unless you count that time my lover wanted to do it on the floor. So, while Zap is busy trying to figure it out, Nasty Wendy is just BUSY.
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Old 02-24-2002, 04:25 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I tried not to read this stupid post but my finger slipped on the mouse button (it was slick from all the snot and boogers on it from picking my nose). I'll just have you know that whenever I want to enhance my love life I just take clothes off and leaf through my Boys Life magazine collection. I've never been kicked out of the bed, unless you count that time my horse wanted to do it on the floor. So, while Zap is busy trying to figure it out, Nasty Wendy is just trying.




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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Nasty Wendy:
[B]I tried not to read this stupid post but my finger slipped on the mouse button. I'll just have you know that whenever I want to enhance my love life I just take clothes off. I've never been kicked out of the bed, unless you count that time my lover wanted to do it on the floor. So, while Zap is busy trying to figure it out, Nasty Wendy is just BUSY. [IMG]

Nasty Wendy you are a trip! I want to party with you!

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Gee Tim, you just missed one of the biggest parties in the world (Mardi Gras). It would be great if you guys would come down for Mardi Gras next year. Party ain't even a good enough word to describe it.
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