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Old 07-19-2001, 06:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Thumbs up I'm Marrying Steve Woods daughter

It's gonna be a big wedding and you are all invited (Steve's...err..Dad's... paying for everything). Bring expensive wedding presents.
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Old 07-19-2001, 07:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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There goes the gene pool!
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Old 07-19-2001, 07:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Please don't-she takes after her mother and she would kill you the first day. Then I would have to pay for a funeral as well.

I hope the heck she elopes
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Old 07-19-2001, 09:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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It's dangerous to wish for elopements if you live in Houston. When my grandfather was living in Houston,he told his lover that they would elope to Galveston...she left him.
He ran down the road after her shouting, "I meant Pasadena...Pasadena!" Mickey Gilley was the only one that approved of my grandfather's second choice.
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Old 07-19-2001, 10:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That why Gilley's burned down?

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Old 07-19-2001, 10:59 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Here you go, Dad.

http://www.hawaiihoneymoonpackages.com/honeymoon.html

Try not to spend more than 50k on our honeymoon trip as you will probably have to support me and whatshername until I settle in (in Texas).

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Old 07-19-2001, 11:34 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Texas"UMMM"Sounds like a good breakin for the Harley!Forget the Zap crap pop!I coming to get her & save you both! 30 & no kids!Pop likes GN's"Now thats my kind of woman!Zap your going to just have to catch Marys little lamb!
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Old 07-20-2001, 01:33 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Not to worry Steve.I think Zap is refering to one of those sheep you just adopted on your new farm! Acouple of days in the barn shouldn't be too expensive.

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Old 07-20-2001, 09:12 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Here you go, Dad.

http://www.hawaiihoneymoonpackages.com/honeymoon.html

Try not to spend more than 50k on our honeymoon trip as you will probably have to support me and whatshername until I settle in (in Texas).

in Texas? Wait, let me send you a little further on that Honeymoon! I don't think you can get a visa to enter Texas but I wanta take no chances!

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Old 07-20-2001, 10:53 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Steve

What a choice. Marry your daughter off to Zap or someone who calls himself 'fast86'. What will he be called after he marries 'Princess', fast87????

What a thought. Oh NO. Now I'm going to have nightmares.
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Old 07-20-2001, 02:49 PM   #11 (permalink)
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What a choice. Marry your daughter off to Zap or someone who calls himself 'fast86'. What will he be called after he marries 'Princess', fast87????

What a thought. Oh NO. Now I'm going to have nightmares.
No, He will be called Stoned Cold Broke....

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Old 07-20-2001, 05:44 PM   #12 (permalink)
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What a choice. Marry your daughter off to Zap or someone who calls himself 'fast86'. What will he be called after he marries 'Princess', fast87????

What a thought. Oh NO. Now I'm going to have nightmares.
There you go with that Ma666ed word!I said nothing about that!I was just going to save them both from ZAP!fast87? Never they have ugly grills!


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So Zap, how's married life and the in-laws treating you
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Old 05-12-2008, 03:14 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Zap, I believe she is fixing to be available again...if you think your credit is sufficient, she might give you a tumble if you are willing to kiss it goodbye.
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Old 05-12-2008, 03:43 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Zap, I believe she is fixing to be available again...if you think your credit is sufficient, she might give you a tumble if you are willing to kiss it goodbye.
I'm all tumbled out. That happens when you pass 45.
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