Killed the Pig

Steve Wood · 03-27-2003, 10:18 AM

Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Saddam tells his driver: "Go to the farm over there and explain to the owner what happened."

One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. "What happen?" Saddam asks. "Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar, and their 19-year-old daughter made wild, passionate love to me."

"My God! What did you tell them?" asked Saddam.

The driver answered: "Good evening, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."

The Radius Kid · 03-27-2003, 12:24 PM

LMAO!

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Zap · 03-27-2003, 05:21 PM

C'mon! You just took an old Clinton joke and put Saddam's name in there didn't you? yup

Steve Wood · 03-27-2003, 07:07 PM

I thought it was older than Clinton but I was not the guilty party...where's the "screw you" icon?

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close enuf

03-27-2003, 10:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 36,871	Killed the Pig Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Saddam tells his driver: "Go to the farm over there and explain to the owner what happened." One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. "What happen?" Saddam asks. "Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar, and their 19-year-old daughter made wild, passionate love to me." "My God! What did you tell them?" asked Saddam. The driver answered: "Good evening, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig." __________________ ------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it. If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right. The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century www.vortexbuicks-etc.com

03-27-2003, 12:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
The Radius Kid Registered User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Stoney Creek,Ontario,Canada Posts: 9,082	LMAO! headbang __________________ Politics is the art of glad-handing,passionate bllsht and hidden agendas.

03-27-2003, 05:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
Zap Boorn Looser Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 21,226	C'mon! You just took an old Clinton joke and put Saddam's name in there didn't you? yup __________________ With ten nurses knocked out in just the first week, Steve Monroe realized that building the Old Boxers home next to the bell factory wasn't such a great idea Join the NRA

03-27-2003, 07:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 36,871	I thought it was older than Clinton but I was not the guilty party...where's the "screw you" icon? headbang close enuf __________________ ------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it. If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right. The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century www.vortexbuicks-etc.com

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