G.W. Bush Resume

TWIN86GNS · 12-05-2003, 12:24 AM

RESUMÉ
George W. Bush
The White House, USA

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE

LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

Military: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University (by the skin of my teeth).

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected Governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR: I changed Texas pollution laws to favour power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American history.
With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.

I am the first president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year period.
After taking-off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.
In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. president.
In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any president in U.S. history.
I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people) shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I've broken more international treaties than any president in U.S. history.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

I am the first president in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war" detainees") and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history. My political party used the
Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history. I am first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
I have so far failed to fulfil my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES
All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed, and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

Please consider my experience when voting in 2004.

salvageV6 · 12-05-2003, 12:32 AM

Thank the Lord he ain't Bill Clinton.

Now that would have been funny.

He's got my vote. yup

usa

TT3kgtVR4 · 12-05-2003, 02:31 AM

i wish to god they would bring clinton back.. then maybe my ass would have a job and i wouldnt have been one of those 2 mill... pce

TTA1543 · 12-05-2003, 05:19 AM

Yup, put me in there with the lemmings that support our President. You could probably come up with a short list like that for the Pope somewhere, but that doesn't necessarily make it all factual

. usa

Gothmog · 12-05-2003, 05:22 AM

The difference between democrats and republicans is that Clinton lied and the dems knew it, accepted it and decided it didn't matter.
Bush lied but the republicans don't know it and continue to accept more lies willingly and blindly give support without thinking.

ANYONE BUT BUSH 2004

Blown · 12-05-2003, 05:28 AM

The poster is from Canada. Shut the hell up eh!

No offense to Radius. usa canada

Drew L · 12-05-2003, 05:59 AM

The supposed "smartest President" can't hide a blue dress but the "dumbest President" can hide a 747 in the middle of Baghdad. usa

jdodman · 12-05-2003, 06:25 AM

That post came from Canada. What do you expect.

The majority of the US citizens know that had Clinton or Gore been president when the $hit hit the fan with the terrorists on 9/11, we would be just like the Canadian cry babys and French cowards. Hiding and Hoping nothing bad happens to them.

We also know that is why thay can't/won't help.

If you can run with the big dogs, stay on the porch, or stay in Canada, or stay in France.

As for Bush, he also gets my vote next time around. usa

TTA89 · 12-05-2003, 07:53 AM

Quote:

jdodman:
That post came from Canada. What do you expect.

The majority of the US citizens know that had Clinton or Gore been president when the $hit hit the fan with the terrorists on 9/11, we would be just like the Canadian cry babys and French cowards. Hiding and Hoping nothing bad happens to them.

We also know that is why thay can't/won't help.

If you can run with the big dogs, stay on the porch, or stay in Canada, or stay in France.

As for Bush, he also gets my vote next time around. usa

Exactly! Can you imagine if Gore was in office.. eek! eek! eek!

The Radius Kid · 12-05-2003, 11:14 AM

Quote:

jdodman:
That post came from Canada. What do you expect.

The majority of the US citizens know that had Clinton or Gore been president when the $hit hit the fan with the terrorists on 9/11, we would be just like the Canadian cry babys and French cowards. Hiding and Hoping nothing bad happens to them.

We also know that is why thay can't/won't help.

If you can run with the big dogs, stay on the porch, or stay in Canada, or stay in France.

As for Bush, he also gets my vote next time around. usa

Hold on there Bubba.
Most Canadians I know wouldn't run from anything,myself included.
All the military guys I know were itching to get in there,but thank good Cretin[French Canadian of course].

As for George Dubya,I like him.He's got balls.
Gore lost his a long time ago and that's why he lost the election[Mr."The internal combustion engine is my enemy"....hypocryte].

Just a Six?? · 12-05-2003, 03:12 PM

Funny how when a Canadian posts something then ALL CANADIANS are clasified as all believing the same thing!! Anyone who clasifies us as 1 group all saying & believing the same things is a moron! If this were true, then all Americans believe in the same things. Guess none of us has a brain or is able to make a decision based on our own conclusions!! That post I'm sure has people on BOTH sides of the border either for or against what was said. Just dont pick a Country and say they all believe this or that, its shows your ignorance. Sorry but the comment about all Canadians being cowards pissed me off!! canada

<small>[ December 05, 2003, 04:14 PM: Message edited by: Just a Six?? ]</small>

jdodman · 12-05-2003, 03:27 PM

Point well taken.

I guess I just don't like it when neighbors publicly criticize something, that is none of their business. That really pisses me off !!

TWIN86GNS · 12-05-2003, 03:40 PM

Quote:

jdodman:
Point well taken.

I guess I just don't like it when neighbors publicly criticize something, that is none of their business. That really pisses me off !!

I wasn't trying to criticize anything. I got the above in an email and thought it was interesting reading. I don't know what parts are true or false or even if the whole thing is false but I thought I would put it up so others could read it if they like. canada cheers usa

1 RARE T · 12-05-2003, 04:01 PM

Quote:

If you can run with the big dogs, stay on the porch, or stay in Canada, or stay in France

One question, where's Saddam?

You certainly don't know.

Quote:

That post came from Canada. What do you expectI guess I just don't like it when neighbors publicly criticize something, that is none of their business. That really pisses me off !!

The U.S. and Canada relying so heavily on each other for trade makes me interested in who your president is and what decisions his office will make.

Quote:

That post came from Canada. What do you expect

Thats cuz we'all a bunch a snowmobile riddin eskimos.

Nasty Wendy · 12-05-2003, 04:38 PM

I don't know if its true about all Canadians but I do know that RadiusKid likes Bear Titties yup .

:p

12-05-2003, 12:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
TWIN86GNS 2 GN's = No money!! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Keswick, Ontario, Canada Posts: 3,938	G.W. Bush Resume RESUMÉ George W. Bush The White House, USA EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available. Military: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam. COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University (by the skin of my teeth). PAST WORK EXPERIENCE I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected Governor of Texas. ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR: I changed Texas pollution laws to favour power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American history. With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes. ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week. I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history. I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. I am the first president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record. I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year period. After taking-off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history. I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD. In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends. I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. president. In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month. I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any president in U.S. history. I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history. I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time. I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people) shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. I've broken more international treaties than any president in U.S. history. I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her. I am the first president in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community. I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government. I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law. I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war" detainees") and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention. I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election). I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations. My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history. My political party used the Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history. I am first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. I have so far failed to fulfil my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice. RECORDS AND REFERENCES All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed, and unavailable for public view. All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. Please consider my experience when voting in 2004. __________________ Paul Beal pbeal@sympatico.ca R.I.P. Kenny. You will be missed!! 1986 GN # 1 11.38 @ 120.25 mph with 1.501 60' 1986 GN # 2 13.25 @ 102.95 mph with 2.086 60'

12-05-2003, 12:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
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12-05-2003, 02:31 AM	#3 (permalink)
TT3kgtVR4 Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: ca Posts: 71	i wish to god they would bring clinton back.. then maybe my ass would have a job and i wouldnt have been one of those 2 mill... pce __________________ ive got a few mods...

12-05-2003, 05:22 AM	#5 (permalink)
Gothmog Tea. Earl Grey. Hot Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: NJ Posts: 8,133	The difference between democrats and republicans is that Clinton lied and the dems knew it, accepted it and decided it didn't matter. Bush lied but the republicans don't know it and continue to accept more lies willingly and blindly give support without thinking. ANYONE BUT BUSH 2004 __________________ Dave 87 GN T-Top 87 GN Astroroof w/Digital Dash 87 GN Astroroof 90 P/U 03 Mazda MPV 80 Regal Turbo-STOLEN. 4K473AH108541

12-05-2003, 05:59 AM	#7 (permalink)
Drew L GET TO WORK! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: E Sandwich, MA Posts: 124	The supposed "smartest President" can't hide a blue dress but the "dumbest President" can hide a 747 in the middle of Baghdad. usa __________________ 26K mile 87 GN "You're gonna go far with that attitude.........just not here..............'cause you're fired."

12-05-2003, 05:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
TTA1543 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Bucyrus, Ohio Posts: 123	Yup, put me in there with the lemmings that support our President. You could probably come up with a short list like that for the Pope somewhere, but that doesn't necessarily make it all factual . usa

12-05-2003, 05:28 AM	#6 (permalink)
Blown Swollen Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 147	The poster is from Canada. Shut the hell up eh! No offense to Radius. usa canada

12-05-2003, 06:25 AM	#8 (permalink)
jdodman Whats that thing ? Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,588	That post came from Canada. What do you expect. The majority of the US citizens know that had Clinton or Gore been president when the $hit hit the fan with the terrorists on 9/11, we would be just like the Canadian cry babys and French cowards. Hiding and Hoping nothing bad happens to them. We also know that is why thay can't/won't help. If you can run with the big dogs, stay on the porch, or stay in Canada, or stay in France. As for Bush, he also gets my vote next time around. usa __________________ 1987 GN - The Black One

12-05-2003, 03:12 PM	#11 (permalink)
Just a Six?? OK! Who Farted Again?? Join Date: May 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 13,460	Funny how when a Canadian posts something then ALL CANADIANS are clasified as all believing the same thing!! Anyone who clasifies us as 1 group all saying & believing the same things is a moron! If this were true, then all Americans believe in the same things. Guess none of us has a brain or is able to make a decision based on our own conclusions!! That post I'm sure has people on BOTH sides of the border either for or against what was said. Just dont pick a Country and say they all believe this or that, its shows your ignorance. Sorry but the comment about all Canadians being cowards pissed me off!! canada <small>[ December 05, 2003, 04:14 PM: Message edited by: Just a Six?? ]</small> __________________ 87 LTD. Purchased May 88 Doeskin leather, coach lites, moonroof & carpeted trunk. No Factory Hood Ornament! Special order by the VP of GM Canada! Not another like it! Lots of Go Fast goodies! 11.5 is as Fast as I go! Thats what the track told me! It's a Small World, but I wouldn't want to Paint It!! BPG Member #2040

12-05-2003, 03:27 PM	#12 (permalink)
jdodman Whats that thing ? Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,588	Point well taken. I guess I just don't like it when neighbors publicly criticize something, that is none of their business. That really pisses me off !! __________________ 1987 GN - The Black One

12-05-2003, 04:38 PM	#15 (permalink)
Nasty Wendy Defender of the Universe Join Date: May 2001 Location: Waggaman, La. USA Posts: 10,340	I don't know if its true about all Canadians but I do know that RadiusKid likes Bear Titties yup . :p __________________ The Turbobuicks.com FFL 2006 Champion DSR #3

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