Top 10 ways a handgun is better than a woman

Steve Wood · 07-24-2003, 11:25 AM

10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s

9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat ?"

2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN .

1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

JohnLarkin · 07-24-2003, 12:28 PM

What about the barrel being rifled? Would that be considered ribbed for YOUR pleasure?

Steve Wood · 07-24-2003, 02:45 PM

most certainly....I would hate to only wound one of the low lifes!

ULYCYC · 07-24-2003, 05:03 PM

I think we to fix Steve up with a nice southern belle rant

<small>[ July 24, 2003, 05:04 PM: Message edited by: ULYCYC ]</small>

Zap · 07-24-2003, 05:25 PM

I think we need to fix Steve, period.

Steve Wood · 07-24-2003, 06:15 PM

Quote:

ULYCYC:
I think we to fix Steve up with a nice southern belle rant

there ain't such a thing.

motorhead · 07-24-2003, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Zap:
I think we need to fix Steve, period.

Yeah, his ears are always ringing.

Zap · 07-25-2003, 01:39 AM

I mean like neutered! We don't want him pulling a Strom Thurmond and having a bunch of kids when he's 85. It could kill him! :p Hell, just the preliminaries could kill him!

<small>[ July 25, 2003, 01:40 AM: Message edited by: Zap ]</small>

Steve Wood · 07-25-2003, 09:11 AM

It ain't the preliminaries that get to you; it's the child support! Social Security won't pay for that!

nono

07-24-2003, 11:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 36,866	Top 10 ways a handgun is better than a woman 10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s 9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road. 8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. 7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. 6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo. 5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. 4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month. 3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat ?" 2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . 1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun. __________________ ------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it. If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right. The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century www.vortexbuicks-etc.com

07-24-2003, 02:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 36,866	most certainly....I would hate to only wound one of the low lifes! __________________ ------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it. If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right. The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century www.vortexbuicks-etc.com

07-24-2003, 05:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
ULYCYC Fuhgeddaboudit Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 16,500	I think we to fix Steve up with a nice southern belle rant <small>[ July 24, 2003, 05:04 PM: Message edited by: ULYCYC ]</small> __________________ ED BAKER 87-T, Maplight equipped rear view mirror.. 93 PARK AVE"SUPERCHARGED" BPG#1458 My Photo Page buickperformancegroup.com "As democracy is perfected, the office of President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."---H.L. Mencken 1927

07-24-2003, 05:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
Zap Boorn Looser Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 21,190	I think we need to fix Steve, period. __________________ With ten nurses knocked out in just the first week, Frank realized that building the Old Boxers home next to the bell factory wasn't such a great idea Join the NRA

07-25-2003, 01:39 AM	#8 (permalink)
Zap Boorn Looser Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 21,190	I mean like neutered! We don't want him pulling a Strom Thurmond and having a bunch of kids when he's 85. It could kill him! :p Hell, just the preliminaries could kill him! <small>[ July 25, 2003, 01:40 AM: Message edited by: Zap ]</small> __________________ With ten nurses knocked out in just the first week, Frank realized that building the Old Boxers home next to the bell factory wasn't such a great idea Join the NRA

07-24-2003, 12:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
JohnLarkin It's me, really Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Indy Posts: 1,775	What about the barrel being rifled? Would that be considered ribbed for YOUR pleasure?

07-25-2003, 09:11 AM	#9 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 36,866	It ain't the preliminaries that get to you; it's the child support! Social Security won't pay for that! nono __________________ ------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it. If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right. The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century www.vortexbuicks-etc.com

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