Zap loses his horse in Texas

CDNGN · 04-02-2002, 01:40 PM

Say Partner

Zap rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When Zap finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.

He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

"Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town.

The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?"

Zap turned back and said, "I had to walk home."

[This message has been edited by CDNGN (edited April 02, 2002).]

FamilyMan · 04-02-2002, 02:25 PM

What a coward.

Zap · 04-02-2002, 06:03 PM

That's pretty much true to character.

Turbo_Tim · 04-02-2002, 07:15 PM

Now that's a good joke. The closer to reality the better!

[This message has been edited by Turbo_Tim (edited April 02, 2002).]

04-02-2002, 01:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
CDNGN Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Orlando, Florida Posts: 1,156	Zap loses his horse in Texas Say Partner Zap rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When Zap finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" Zap turned back and said, "I had to walk home." [This message has been edited by CDNGN (edited April 02, 2002).] __________________ MJ

04-02-2002, 02:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
FamilyMan Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,141	What a coward. __________________ Jeff Kelly

04-02-2002, 06:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
Zap Boorn Looser Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 21,226	That's pretty much true to character. __________________ With ten nurses knocked out in just the first week, Steve Monroe realized that building the Old Boxers home next to the bell factory wasn't such a great idea Join the NRA

04-02-2002, 07:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
Turbo_Tim beer processor Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Southern New Jersey Posts: 1,836	Now that's a good joke. The closer to reality the better! [This message has been edited by Turbo_Tim (edited April 02, 2002).] __________________ Yeah I'm drunk now, but in the morning I'll be sober, and you will still be a bung-hole!

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