The Liberal Life

[chrisgarrett46]

The little Red hen called all of her Democrat neighbors together and said,
'If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant
it?'

'Not I,' said the cow.


'Not I,' said the duck.


'Not I,' said the pig.


'Not I,' said the goose.


'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did.
The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.



'Who will help me reap my wheat?' asked the little red hen.



'Not I,' said the duck..


'Out of my classification,' said the pig.


'I'd lose my seniority,' said the cow.


'I'd lose my unemployment compensation,' said the goose.


'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did.


At last it came time to bake the bread.


'Who will help me bake the bread?' asked the little red hen.


'That would be overtime for me,' said the cow.


'I'd lose my welfare benefits,' said the duck.


'I'm a dropout and never learned how,' said the pig.


'If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination,' said the goose.


'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen.


She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see.
They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen
said, 'No, I shall eat all five loaves.'


'Excess profits!' cried the cow. (Nancy Pelisse)


'Capitalist leech!' screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)


'I demand equal rights!' yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson)


The pig just grunted in disdain. (Ted Kennedy)


And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched around and around
the little red hen, shouting obscenities.


Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little red hen, 'You must not
be so greedy.'


'But I earned the bread,' said the little red hen.

'Exactly,' said Barrack the farmer. 'That is what makes our free enterprise
system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants.
But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must
divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle.'


And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who
smiled and clucked, 'I am grateful, for now I truly understand.'


But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked
bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free. And all the
Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established.


Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one
cared...so long as there was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for.


EPILOGUE

Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.

Hillary got $8 million for hers.

That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years,
repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.

IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT!?!?

[Gothmog]

zzzzzzzzzzzz

[TexasT]

And gothmog slept, and when he awoke he promptly demanded his handout, too.

[jdodman]

Good Post Chris...
I am going to borrow that one..

[Zap's Master and Superior]

Originally Posted by jdodman

Good Post Chris...
I am going to borrow that one..

NO!!! You should make your own you liberal BASTARD!!!

[getyousome]

Originally Posted by Zap's Master and Superior

NO!!! You should make your own you liberal BASTARD!!!

Exactly, he is obviously trying to profit off of someone else's hard work.

[Gothmog]

Originally Posted by TexasT

And gothmog slept, and when he awoke he promptly demanded his handout, too.

Its not complicated,

conservatives=every man for himself, individual first
Liberals= community first (we are only as strong as our weakest link)

[87GTA-turbo]

Originally Posted by Gothmog

Its not complicated,
Liberals= community first (we are only as strong as our weakest link)

B U L L S H I T

Tell Bambam to send his half brother some money.

[Steve Wood]

Given that your weakest link is missing a few links, you are damned weak.

[TexasT]

Originally Posted by Gothmog

Its not complicated,

conservatives=every man for himself, individual first
Liberals= community first (we are only as strong as our weakest link)

I don't mind helping those who can't help them selves in the community. The problem as I see it is your definition of community encompasses a far greater number of people and area than my definition of community.

And just for the record, individual first suits me fine. "Don't tread on me"

[Sylvan]

Originally Posted by Gothmog

Its not complicated,

conservatives=every man for himself, individual first
Liberals= community first (we are only as strong as our weakest link)

It is the individual who opts not to work but rather to employ, not partake but rather to create. What you said above is the very foundation of Socialist/Communist ideals. YOUR weakest link is a crackwh0re in Cabrini Green who has children for benefits and yet still claims that the government is f'ing her. OUR weakest link is a small business owner whose enterprise failed in the first year, as many do, because his productivity was taxed into the ground. I wish that Kennedy had had to wait in line behind illegals and climb over ridiculous piles of red tape in order to obtain his recent surgery...shouldn't he have gone to Canada to prove the point? How many times should Socialism have to fail before the people in this country (who live comfortably *due to* capitalism) realize that it doesn't work?

[Gothmog]

Originally Posted by Sylvan

It is the individual who opts not to work but rather to employ, not partake but rather to create. What you said above is the very foundation of Socialist/Communist ideals. YOUR weakest link is a crackwh0re in Cabrini Green who has children for benefits and yet still claims that the government is f'ing her. OUR weakest link is a small business owner whose enterprise failed in the first year, as many do, because his productivity was taxed into the ground. I wish that Kennedy had had to wait in line behind illegals and climb over ridiculous piles of red tape in order to obtain his recent surgery...shouldn't he have gone to Canada to prove the point? How many times should Socialism have to fail before the people in this country (who live comfortably *due to* capitalism) realize that it doesn't work?

You oversimplify with stereotypes that arent true, but if it makes you a more efficient repubublican spokesman

All democrats are welfare moms or people beating the system so they can stay home and live off republicans tax money
thats the talking points, right

[Buicksx2]

Originally Posted by Sylvan

It is the individual who opts not to work but rather to employ, not partake but rather to create. What you said above is the very foundation of Socialist/Communist ideals. YOUR weakest link is a crackwh0re in Cabrini Green who has children for benefits and yet still claims that the government is f'ing her. OUR weakest link is a small business owner whose enterprise failed in the first year, as many do, because his productivity was taxed into the ground. I wish that Kennedy had had to wait in line behind illegals and climb over ridiculous piles of red tape in order to obtain his recent surgery...shouldn't he have gone to Canada to prove the point? How many times should Socialism have to fail before the people in this country (who live comfortably *due to* capitalism) realize that it doesn't work?

>>> I agree.......well said.

[Steve Wood]

Originally Posted by Gothmog

You oversimplify with stereotypes that arent true, but if it makes you a more efficient repubublican spokesman

All democrats are welfare moms or people beating the system so they can stay home and live off republicans tax money
thats the talking points, right

Stereotypical leftwing response-

[chrisgarrett46]

Originally Posted by Gothmog

You oversimplify with stereotypes that arent true, but if it makes you a more efficient repubublican spokesman

All democrats are welfare moms or people beating the system so they can stay home and live off republicans tax money
thats the talking points, right

The point is that liberal democrats support a system that allows welfare to flourish. My experience tells me that there are people in our society who deserve our help, but I also know that the overwhelming majority of "poor" people are poor by virtue of being too lazy to change their circumstances. Democrats are bleeding hearts who believe rich people should support these "poor" people. In addition to this, liberals want to portray rich people as evil people who need to be punished by taking their money away and distributing it to the poor.
If it weren't for the rich, who are the hardest working people in our society, this country wouldn't even exist.