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07-31-2008, 11:40 AM
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| Vote for Guy Fawkes  Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Jamaica Pass, Ok
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 | Texas Farmers Maybe someone we know??  Near Fredericksburg Texas there is a large German-speaking population and one day recently a farmer walking down a country road noticed a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The farmer shouted: Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen. Which means: Don't drink the water, the cows have sh!t in it. The man shouted back: I can't understand you. Please speak English. I'm from New York and came down here to campaign for Barack Obama. The farmer replied: Use two hands, you'll get more!
__________________ stevemonroe@cox.net 1986 GN, 11.80 @ 114, stock turbo. Now in my God sons care. 1989 TTA #10, Sold 1967 Buick Spl Deluxe. GS Clone, Sold 1957 Buick Special 2nd new Buick in the family (sold) 1950 Special 4 dr sdn. Families 1st new Buick. Got the Bling Grill   DIY Alcohol Injection 62 mm Throttle Bodys Liberalism faltered when it turned out it could not cope with truth. D. Moynihan Some in my party threaten to send a message that they don't know a just war when they see it, and more broadly that they're not prepared to use our military strength to protect our security and the cause of freedom. Joe Lieberman Somehow liberals have been unable to acquire from life what conservatives seem to be endowed with at birth: namely, a healthy skepticism of the powers of government agencies to do good. Daniel Moynihan When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. T. Paine |
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07-31-2008, 12:23 PM
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| Registered User  Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Andover, Ma
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| now that there was funny..  
__________________ Dan dont run your mouth if you cant run your car  86/87 GN and 89 TTA .. tons of parts !! Time to get out! Stuff has to go !!! Otherwise I am cutting it up and throwing it away email ttastage2@yahoo.com |
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07-31-2008, 01:51 PM
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| Turbocharged BrunoStachel  Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Deltona,FL,USA
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| So I'm sitting in traffic in the Spanglish speaking part of Orlando. I'm in the left turn lane behind a truck and the green arrow comes on. The truck doesn't move and I don't have a horn on my MC. So I start yelling "Green Go!" Green Means Go!. Well after about 30 seconds the driver gets out and says "did you call me a Gringo?"  Yes this actually happened. Good thing I didn't say R is for race. 
__________________ Eric Fisher GM Parts Specialist efisher@billheard.com I brought Top Fuel racing to Isreal. And coined the phrase "Burning Down The Menorah". I invented drifting. So Toyota could conform to the Americans With Disabilties Act. I built this city with Rock and Roll. But I built this car with Dew and PopTarts. 3:10 to Yuma. 11.80 in the quarter mile. I wanted to get pierced. So I bought Prince Albert in a can. Looks like this is going to take some time. 86 GN 11.80@115 TA49,60# Mototrons,TT chip and stock intercooler SCCA Regional Champion. Nebraska Region 1997 1986 Buick Grand National E/StreetPrepared Stay Boosted My Friends |
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