PMs

Sylvan · 07-30-2008, 12:17 AM

I haven't had one in forever. WTF, people? PM me or choke on a pretzel. I want a million PMs. I want so many PMs that I can't find time to read them all. Tell me about the time you dropped acid at the gun show or when you found out that Thurgood Marshall was your dad. Hell, maybe even tell me about the 401k that Jesus provides to priests (they aint in it for the collars, folks). Maybe agree with me that Sarah Silverman and Ann Coulter are total vixens and *every* hot chick with Tourette's should have a media outlet for ridiculous foxiness. Maybe explain to me why Howard Stern is filthy rich despite the fact that even *I* could talk about how awesome boobs are and how pathetic my tool is without even once being funny. Even accidentally. Maybe tell me about how much you loved Michael Moore's new flick, "George W. Supersized Me By Not Seeing To It That Burgers Are Banned From Los Angeles". Shoot, folks. I'm not feeling the love here.

Zap · 07-30-2008, 12:33 AM

Nope. No Pms.

Sylvan · 07-30-2008, 12:36 AM

I wasn't talking about Tylenol, arsehole.

Zap · 07-30-2008, 12:38 AM

Well crap, you can't send attachments. Screw it. No pMs for you.

Sylvan · 07-30-2008, 12:57 AM

"Attachments"? Thanks, but this is where I go to get away from the in-laws.

87natty · 07-30-2008, 01:30 AM

Quit making my laugh, you punk. But seriously, I needed that.

And I'm off the sauce, for a while man.

Sylvan · 07-30-2008, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 87natty

Quit making my laugh, you punk. But seriously, I needed that.

And I'm off the sauce, for a while man.

Quitters never win.

Or die a horrible death by liver failure that prevents them from even taking pain killers in the last gasping quivers of life. Shots?

Top Speed · 07-30-2008, 10:14 AM

PM sent, oh bitter one.

forzfed · 07-30-2008, 10:22 AM

PMS is for women.

Steve Wood · 07-30-2008, 10:30 AM

I was married to someone that had PMs 26 days a month....Guess she was a beeyotch just like you?

turbo nasty · 07-30-2008, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Wood

I was married to someone that had PMs 26 days a month....Guess she was a beeyotch just like you?

Sylvan · 07-30-2008, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Wood

I was married to someone that had PMs 26 days a month....Guess she was a beeyotch just like you?

Yeah, I remember. I KILLED MY NAG WIFE - New York Post

What makes you so mean?

Steve Wood · 07-30-2008, 01:39 PM

I never slept...afraid she might kill me.....She almost killed me one night...nailed me with an elbow to the bridge of the nose and then claimed she was having a bad dream.

yeah, like anyone would believe that. Happened right after I cut up the Nieman Marcus card....I guess withdrawal would cause a bad dream?

ULYCYC · 07-30-2008, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sylvan

Yeah, I remember. I KILLED MY NAG WIFE - New York Post

What makes you so mean?

That guy sounds normal to me

07-30-2008, 12:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sylvan Smasher/Devourer Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The Cold Dark Corner That Is Martyrdom Posts: 589	PMs I haven't had one in forever. WTF, people? PM me or choke on a pretzel. I want a million PMs. I want so many PMs that I can't find time to read them all. Tell me about the time you dropped acid at the gun show or when you found out that Thurgood Marshall was your dad. Hell, maybe even tell me about the 401k that Jesus provides to priests (they aint in it for the collars, folks). Maybe agree with me that Sarah Silverman and Ann Coulter are total vixens and every hot chick with Tourette's should have a media outlet for ridiculous foxiness. Maybe explain to me why Howard Stern is filthy rich despite the fact that even I could talk about how awesome boobs are and how pathetic my tool is without even once being funny. Even accidentally. Maybe tell me about how much you loved Michael Moore's new flick, "George W. Supersized Me By Not Seeing To It That Burgers Are Banned From Los Angeles". Shoot, folks. I'm not feeling the love here. __________________ Photo by Brian Lynch

07-30-2008, 12:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
Zap Boorn Looser Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 21,190	Nope. No Pms. __________________ With ten nurses knocked out in just the first week, Frank realized that building the Old Boxers home next to the bell factory wasn't such a great idea Join the NRA

07-30-2008, 12:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
Sylvan Smasher/Devourer Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The Cold Dark Corner That Is Martyrdom Posts: 589	I wasn't talking about Tylenol, arsehole. __________________ Photo by Brian Lynch

07-30-2008, 12:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
Zap Boorn Looser Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 21,190	Well crap, you can't send attachments. Screw it. No pMs for you. __________________ With ten nurses knocked out in just the first week, Frank realized that building the Old Boxers home next to the bell factory wasn't such a great idea Join the NRA

07-30-2008, 12:57 AM	#5 (permalink)
Sylvan Smasher/Devourer Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The Cold Dark Corner That Is Martyrdom Posts: 589	"Attachments"? Thanks, but this is where I go to get away from the in-laws. __________________ Photo by Brian Lynch

07-30-2008, 01:30 AM	#6 (permalink)
87natty Register Boozer Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: South San Diego Posts: 3,725	Quit making my laugh, you punk. But seriously, I needed that. And I'm off the sauce, for a while man. __________________ 'What do you know about surfing? You're from G*ddamn New Jersey!'

07-30-2008, 10:14 AM	#8 (permalink)
Top Speed Don't Tread On Me Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the ATL Posts: 2,504	PM sent, oh bitter one. __________________ -Chris '86 Pro-Touring T-Type

07-30-2008, 10:22 AM	#9 (permalink)
forzfed Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Winterpeg Posts: 5,562	PMS is for women.

07-30-2008, 10:30 AM	#10 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 36,866	I was married to someone that had PMs 26 days a month....Guess she was a beeyotch just like you?

07-30-2008, 01:39 PM	#13 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 36,866	I never slept...afraid she might kill me.....She almost killed me one night...nailed me with an elbow to the bridge of the nose and then claimed she was having a bad dream. yeah, like anyone would believe that. Happened right after I cut up the Nieman Marcus card....I guess withdrawal would cause a bad dream?

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