How do you tell someone they SMELL really bad?

[MR Buick]

Just nonchalantly say "could you check your shoes? I think you may have stepped in some dogsh!t."

[Old Buzzard]

You old military guys will know this routine:
We had 1 in our barracks, when in Japan...
Repeated warnings got him a "GI bath". We caught him coming in, jerked a "fart sack" over his head. His next stop was the latrine. He got a good dose of GI "brown soap", applied w/ a toilet scrub brush. Rubbed some places raw.. It was then into the showers.. 1 on full hot.. 1 on full cold.
He got the message. Lasted for a few months, then his sorry a$$ got a court marshal...

Can't do that in this case, but a parking lot "chance encounter", could go a long way.
Also, change his cubicle name plate to "B.O. Plenty".

[LouL]

Ohh, you just touched on a subject near and dear to my .............

I am allergic to Perfume and fragrance, ..........I don't Stink , and I wash Daily
with Non-Perfumed Fragrance Free Soap.

The Allergic Reaction causes Extreme Disorientation and Extreme anger.

I work the Graveyard shift , 'Cause I can't Deal with the people who work Days.

Although, I do come in contact with them sometimes.............

Like the guy who wears Pachwhooly, (Spelling Unknown) like the Hippies of the Sixties who refused to shower, but, Wanted to cover it up.............

Or the Pepsi Vendor who comes in during the Night so he can catch a ball game the next day, Who smells like a 14 year old boy going to his First Dance..........

Or the 55 year old Looker who put on sooo much Perfume that you can smell her in the Parking lot , Before she gets outa her Car..........

I'm sorry, Second hand Smoke is NOTHING compared to the Damage Normal people can do With Legal Cancer causing Chemicals...........

Ever Hear about the Boy who Dropped dead after using Too Much Deodorant for Two weeks in a Row...

Perfume is made to go through the skin, into your bloodstream, and out again through your Pores, That can't be good............

I have a little bit of a Problem with a woman who has No time to Shower Today and needs to use a little MORE PURFUME 'Cause she's Having her Pyramid....

Lou

[Max]

Originally Posted by Old Buzzard

You old military guys will know this routine:
We had 1 in our barracks, when in Japan...
Repeated warnings got him a "GI bath". We caught him coming in, jerked a "fart sack" over his head. His next stop was the latrine. He got a good dose of GI "brown soap", applied w/ a toilet scrub brush. Rubbed some places raw.. It was then into the showers.. 1 on full hot.. 1 on full cold.
He got the message. Lasted for a few months, then his sorry a$$ got a court marshal...

Can't do that in this case, but a parking lot "chance encounter", could go a long way.
Also, change his cubicle name plate to "B.O. Plenty".

Yea, we can't do that anymore. In fact, I can't do much of anything anymore in regards to "unusual" punishments.