Filed paperwork to be US Citizen today - Page 3

Sylvan · 05-16-2008, 08:58 PM

May you never call a 'fry' a 'chip' again! I'm concerned about you upsetting the douchebaggery equilibrium and have thus submitted my paperwork to become an English citizen. I'm told it will only be a few months before I can show my patriotism by hailing Sid and Nancy, getting my photo taken with Earl Grey and smelling like an elderly couple's apartment.

Welcome!

Zap · 05-16-2008, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Sylvan

May you never call a 'fry' a 'chip' again! I'm concerned about you upsetting the douchebaggery equilibrium and have thus submitted my paperwork to become an English citizen. I'm told it will only be a few months before I can show my patriotism by hailing Sid and Nancy, getting my photo taken with Earl Grey and smelling like an elderly couple's apartment.

Welcome!

Yep Steve, he's into the good stash this evening.

Sylvan · 05-16-2008, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Zap

Yep Steve, he's into the good stash this evening.

Bollocks.

Zap · 05-16-2008, 09:56 PM

I hope you find the key and get your bol.

Sylvan · 05-16-2008, 10:10 PM

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I hope you find the key and get your bol.

Your American humor is beneath me. Unless there are people running around at high speed with a slide whistle going. Now *that's* funny.

Steve Wood · 05-16-2008, 10:20 PM

You get your picture taken with Earl Grey if you wish. I guess that must be the English porn rep? (I like the breakfast black) you know, like hot, black, and chai.)

Say high to Benny Hill or his reruns while you are there.

BTW, unlocked Bols are illegal over there. Prudery reigns.

Sylvan · 05-16-2008, 10:44 PM

Steve doesn't paint a very flattering portrait of the area. I'm reconsidering. Hell, I had really believed that a few million people packed into an area the size of a Better Cheddar who live off of boiled meat, have dental issues and have nothing to live for but grey skies and a second-fiddle pop culture sounded like a good time. Oh well, there's always Jersey.

Steve Wood · 05-16-2008, 10:53 PM

you raise some good points, my friend. Jersey is where the English go when they die. Go straight to hell, don't stop at Purgatory.

Boiled meat is worse than haggis...slightly worse. Oh, you recognize it as hell when they smear vegemite on your bread.

Ttype83 · 05-16-2008, 11:06 PM

No more bangers and mash for you or mushy peas

Sylvan · 05-16-2008, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Wood

you raise some good points, my friend. Jersey is where the English go when they die. Go straight to hell, don't stop at Purgatory.

Boiled meat is worse than haggis...slightly worse. Oh, you recognize it as hell when they smear vegemite on your bread.

Worry not- my dinner wasn't that good the first time around anyway.

How much they payin' chambermaids lately?

Steve Wood · 05-16-2008, 11:12 PM

Depends if they are French imports or merely chamberpot bearers.

Not very damn much cause the ones I have seen were uglier than sin. Of course, I am of the persuasion that sin ain't ugly, just natural, so the analogy is weak.

The English believe that Nature must not be allowed to run wild. This very thought precludes sin, I believe.

Sylvan · 05-16-2008, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Wood

Depends if they are French imports or merely chamberpot bearers.

Not very damn much cause the ones I have seen were uglier than sin. Of course, I am of the persuasion that sin ain't ugly, just natural, so the analogy is weak.

The English believe that Nature must not be allowed to run wild. This very thought precludes sin, I believe.

All I got from that was, "I like f**kin'."

Steve Wood · 05-16-2008, 11:26 PM

Every discourse should have a central theme. After breathing, sex is the second involuntary reflex.

In the '60's, when mini skirts were the rage, there was nothing uglier than an English bird with massive, hairy legs gone all lumpy in response to cold weather and no sunshine. I am surprise that the population did not go into a terminal decline.

Sylvan · 05-16-2008, 11:27 PM

See my previous post.

Ttype83 · 05-16-2008, 11:30 PM

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All I got from that was, "I like f**kin'."

H3ll Yah....Sin and SEX

05-16-2008, 08:58 PM	#31 (permalink)
Sylvan Icon of obscurity Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Growing up (kind of) beneath the power lines. Posts: 396	May you never call a 'fry' a 'chip' again! I'm concerned about you upsetting the douchebaggery equilibrium and have thus submitted my paperwork to become an English citizen. I'm told it will only be a few months before I can show my patriotism by hailing Sid and Nancy, getting my photo taken with Earl Grey and smelling like an elderly couple's apartment. Welcome! __________________ http://www.whywontgodhealamputees.com/summary.htm

05-16-2008, 09:56 PM	#34 (permalink)
Zap A Cornucopia of Goodness Join Date: May 2001 Location: Serving time in the prison of life Posts: 20,678	I hope you find the key and get your bol. __________________ Currently between birth and death.

05-16-2008, 10:44 PM	#37 (permalink)
Sylvan Icon of obscurity Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Growing up (kind of) beneath the power lines. Posts: 396	Steve doesn't paint a very flattering portrait of the area. I'm reconsidering. Hell, I had really believed that a few million people packed into an area the size of a Better Cheddar who live off of boiled meat, have dental issues and have nothing to live for but grey skies and a second-fiddle pop culture sounded like a good time. Oh well, there's always Jersey. __________________ http://www.whywontgodhealamputees.com/summary.htm

05-16-2008, 11:06 PM	#39 (permalink)
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05-16-2008, 11:27 PM	#44 (permalink)
Sylvan Icon of obscurity Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Growing up (kind of) beneath the power lines. Posts: 396	See my previous post. __________________ http://www.whywontgodhealamputees.com/summary.htm

05-16-2008, 10:20 PM	#36 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 35,736	You get your picture taken with Earl Grey if you wish. I guess that must be the English porn rep? (I like the breakfast black) you know, like hot, black, and chai.) Say high to Benny Hill or his reruns while you are there. BTW, unlocked Bols are illegal over there. Prudery reigns.

05-16-2008, 10:53 PM	#38 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 35,736	you raise some good points, my friend. Jersey is where the English go when they die. Go straight to hell, don't stop at Purgatory. Boiled meat is worse than haggis...slightly worse. Oh, you recognize it as hell when they smear vegemite on your bread.

05-16-2008, 11:12 PM	#41 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 35,736	Depends if they are French imports or merely chamberpot bearers. Not very damn much cause the ones I have seen were uglier than sin. Of course, I am of the persuasion that sin ain't ugly, just natural, so the analogy is weak. The English believe that Nature must not be allowed to run wild. This very thought precludes sin, I believe.

05-16-2008, 11:26 PM	#43 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 35,736	Every discourse should have a central theme. After breathing, sex is the second involuntary reflex. In the '60's, when mini skirts were the rage, there was nothing uglier than an English bird with massive, hairy legs gone all lumpy in response to cold weather and no sunshine. I am surprise that the population did not go into a terminal decline.

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