Mr. Racer X, Uncle Ted inside

[Sylvan]

LiveLeak.com - Ted Nugent Goes Off On Obama And Hillary!

(A little potty-language)


I love the man more every day!

[Racer X]

I was at that show and I had better seats than the camera guy did. They should post his comments about the French and our Military.

Ted will be my write in vote for the next Presidential election!

[bishir]

I imagine Nugent waking up and kicking the fridge over and just biting the head of some animal then pissing in the middle of the floor.

Nugent for president!


Those in opposition of us would quake in their boots.

[87natty]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, God, Guns and Rock and Roll is in Racer X's syllabus as required reading for this course.

God, Guns & Rock and Roll - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Sylvan]

Originally Posted by 87natty

I've said it before and I'll say it again, God, Guns and Rock and Roll is in Racer X's syllabus as required reading for this course.

God, Guns & Rock and Roll - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

That has surpassed Billy Gibbons' book to become my next Borders purchase.

[87natty]

Maybe this is a better explanation:

Amazon.com: God, Guns, & Rock 'N' Roll: Books: Ted Nugent

'Buy this book with Kill It & Grill It: A Guide to Preparing and Cooking Wild Game and Fish by Ted Nugent today!'

[Top Speed]

Hey Uncle X, when is your turning Buick going to be finished with the suspension mods?

[Racer X]

Originally Posted by Top Speed

Hey Uncle X, when is your turning Buick going to be finished with the suspension mods?

Well, that's a damn good question. I took the car to the shop in February with the promise that I would have it back in April so I could run it in the Silverstate.

The next mechanic/shop owner that I meet that brings a car in on time and on budget will be the first.

I am hoping before the next decade. I will let you know when I get it and how it performs.

[87natty]

You need to weld his damn shop doors shut man. You did way too much for the guy.

Upon that, when is the next rant?

[Sylvan]

Well I hope we're still on for next May.

[87natty]

I'm definitely up for more high altitude cat-housing and drinking.

[Sylvan]

Originally Posted by 87natty

I'm definitely up for more high altitude cat-housing and drinking.

Next time I'm bringing my own Tabasco...who'da thought that prostitutes don't keep that sh1t on hand?

[Zap]

Once again I pay homage to Nugent's lyrical abilities:

KISS MY ASS, by TED NUGENT


Telegram for Mr Billary...

C'mon baby,
Yeah, big ol' wet one...hey!

Kiss my ass,
Kiss my ass, (c'mon, everybody ought'a)
Kiss my ass, (tastes real good)
Kiss my ass. (oh...)

Don't waste your time on me
I got my own direction
Watch me close, wait and see
I'm lookin' for perfection
I make up my own mind
And I'll leave you far behind
When the goin' gets tough
You can kiss my ass

I believe in animal rights
I let my dog hump on my shin
I can tolerate sexual choice
But not with the next of kin (uh-uh, boy)
I've heard it all before
I ain't gonna take any more
When the goin' gets tough
You can kiss my ass

Everybody!
Kiss my ass, (pucker up)
Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass, (c'mon babe)

I've heard it all before
And I ain't gonna take no more, no no
When the goin' gets tough
Kiss my ass!

I see the weenies with the dirty hair
Protestin' on the street
They condemn the clothes we wear
And the morality of what we eat, yeah
It's gotta be a fluke
They make me wanna puke
When the goin' gets tough
They can kiss my ass

Everybody gotta
Kiss my ass - C'mon gang bangers
Kiss my ass - Janet Reno
Kiss my ass - C'mon Billary
Kiss my ass - Callin' on Jesse Jackson
Kiss my ass - How about the IRS
Kiss my ass - Hey, Howard Stern
Kiss my ass - United Nations
Kiss my ass - All those Liberals
Kiss my ass - C'mon Sarah Brady
Kiss my ass - Oh, Courtney Love I've got your hole
Kiss my ass - Beavis, Butthead
Kiss my ass - How about Crips and Bloods

I've heard it all before
And we ain't gonna take it no more
When the goin' gets rough
When the goin's to tough
When the goin' gets rough
They oughta' kiss my ass

[Zap]

On one of the myriad of idiotic talk shows that appear to be more common than flies on a horses ass, a question was asked "What's the difference between Ted Nugent on the right wing, and someone like Rosie O'donnel on the left wing?"

As usual, the supplied lot of generic twits could not answer the question. The answer being that Nugent is talented and smart, and Rosie O'donnel is neither. She is simply fat and bothersome, which qualifies her for a lifetime of exposure on our Television and\or movie screens, and makes me appreciate the internet all the more.

[Racer X]

Originally Posted by Zap

Once again I pay homage to Nugent's lyrical abilities:

KISS MY ASS, by TED NUGENT


[i]Telegram for Mr Billary...

C'mon baby,
Yeah, big ol' wet one...hey!

Kiss my ass,
Kiss my ass, (c'mon, everybody ought'a)
Kiss my ass, (tastes real good)
Kiss my ass. (oh...)


....

LOL! When Uncle Ted sings this song he has a 7'-0" cardboard cut out of Osama Bin Laden on stage. He 'seranades' Osama getting more and more pissed until he finally gets out the bow and arrow and shot Osama right through the heart and then yells "GET THAT PIECE OF SH1T OFF MY STAGE!!! This makes Uncle Ted different from Rosie O'Fat in another way as well. He is a Patriot that supports our troops and our right to be free.

Uncle Ted for President '08