JCC Announcement for the BPG Nats

[Buicksx2]

The JCC, the Buick community leader in comedy and fun for all of all ages, not to mention TSO victories in 2005 & 2006 respectively is proud to announce our theme for Columbus.


We will be holding a Tiki theme this year in all it's grandeur, we will have Hawaiian shirts (needed for entry into the JCC hospitality/technology center) palm trees, slushy machines, music and not to mention free giveaways for the kids.


We will have for the kids leis, tiki necklaces, fish bubbles and temporary tropical tattoos (while supplies last.........our legal department had us throw that in).


And if all that was not enough we also have on tap:

1. JCC Tiki shirts for sale (while supplies last)

2. Margarita machine (Virgin of course)

3. A postcard signing session with your favorite JCC members

4. Ask your favorite JCC racer a question video segment

5. Behind the scenes viewing the making off the JCC's first ever music video

6. Golf cart race re-match if it can be arranged....Ted A says this time it's personal

7. All of the JCC's various banners and displays

8. A new surprise display being revealed this year.

9. JCC theater, movies shown in the JCC camp in sensor-round just like Earthquake in 1974.

10. Digital photos to remember your time in the JCC camp courtesy of our resident JCC photographer Artie Chin, no one takes better pictures than Artie Chin


All the mad capped comedy you've grown to love and expect from everyone's friend and favorite race team the JCC.

We encourage our Buick community brothers from all bulletin boards to stop by and say hello and have a cup of cheer and fellowship during the event, stop by, say hello, get to know us we are a lot cooler in person and not what some perceptions of us have been over the years.

Oh and BTW the JCC does not have keys to the gates at National Trail so all are welcome.

Hope to see everyone there.

[Zap]

Cool!

Kudos to GB Sheena from Britain for the cool T-shirt design...it's a winner!

[J.R.]

Postcard signing...hell that's right up my alley. Can I lick the stamps? I can even mail them on my next business trip so no one will know where they came from.
Do you have an XXXXXXXLarge grass skirt for me, I love to come in Drag.

Oh, my last job at a Buick event was gatekeeper. If you need a fat redneck to guard the gate I'm available.

[Buicksx2]

Originally Posted by J.R.

Postcard signing...hell that's right up my alley. Can I lick the stamps? I can even mail them on my next business trip so no one will know where they came from.
Do you have an XXXXXXXLarge grass skirt for me, I love to come in Drag.

Oh, my last job at a Buick event was gatekeeper. If you need a fat redneck to guard the gate I'm available.

>>> J.R. that would be the Tits if you could do that, see ya there.

[BuickEnforcer]

Oh I hope that clown shows up, because I'll show him how to stuff a mailbox.
And it won't be with postcards either. Send him back home Priority Express.

[Oh Snapp]

can I runs da Marga rita mashine? I gots a case o cheap booze I ben hollen jus fo a speshal time wiff good frens.

Da lass time we blenned dis stuff wiff some fruit juse, I was hi fo a week. Life is good wen Calvin blens.

[joenational]

Originally Posted by Oh Snapp

can I runs da Marga rita mashine? I gots a case o cheap booze I ben hollen jus fo a speshal time wiff good frens.

Da lass time we blenned dis stuff wiff some fruit juse, I was hi fo a week. Life is good wen Calvin blens.

My good friend, there is a spell check in the upper right hand corner now. I can give some free english lessons during the JCC postcard signing session.....oh wait... damn... somebody else is the JCC english professor... never mind

This should be a hoot.....a real hoot I say...I will see everybody there.

[Buicksx2]

Calvin is OK in my books and I look forward to meeting him in Columbus.......you go Calvin!!!

[Oh Snapp]

Hole on now dare Joen Ational. i bee spelin lik dis fo 52 yeers an aint nevr had any one tellin me day cudnt unastan me befo.

To hell wiff spel khek.

[joenational]

Originally Posted by Oh Snapp

Hole on now dare Joen Ational. i bee spelin lik dis fo 52 yeers an aint nevr had any one tellin me day cudnt unastan me befo.

To hell wiff spel khek.

Ahh... my bad.... I see what your saying now..

Peace out Calvin...

[Ted A.]

Originally Posted by Oh Snapp

can I runs da Marga rita mashine? I gots a case o cheap booze I ben hollen jus fo a speshal time wiff good frens.

Da lass time we blenned dis stuff wiff some fruit juse, I was hi fo a week. Life is good wen Calvin blens.

Calvin, I'm lookin you up in BPG and we'll share one of them marga ritas FUR SUR.

[RichardGSCA]

Looks like you guys will be giving out a lot of FREE stuff.
If we can work out a deal on a FREE XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXLarge JCC Tiki T-Shirt for my bitch J.R., I'll be there.

[Buicksx2]

Originally Posted by RichardGSCA

Looks like you guys will be giving out a lot of FREE stuff.
If we can work out a deal on a FREE XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXLarge JCC Tiki T-Shirt for my bitch J.R., I'll be there.

>>> Richard,

We do what we can to help the Buick community at large, loved by all but about 5 people we know we can't win them all over but we are trying. That is why we do not have keys to the gates like some at your event that wouldn't allow us in. We at the JCC are taking the higher road and would welcome you and your pupil should you two decide to share a cup of Buick fellowship with us under the JCC tent.

However the financial records of the JCC are private, so in that regard you and I think alike.

Hope to see you and your pupil at Columbus.

[hmz039997]

Originally Posted by Buicksx2

>>> Richard,

We do what we can to help the Buick community at large, loved by all but about 5 people we know we can't win them all over but we are trying. That is why we do not have keys to the gates like some at your event that wouldn't allow us in. We at the JCC are taking the higher road and would welcome you and your pupil should you two decide to share a cup of Buick fellowship with us under the JCC tent.

However the financial records of the JCC are private, so in that regard you and I think alike.

Hope to see you and your pupil at Columbus.

That is very gracious of you Rich.

Let us take this opportunity to ban together in Buick harmony and forget who might have ripped someone a new A-hole, called someone a nasty name, sent a postcard via company bulk mail, conducted a poll, banned racers from an event, threatened a lock out, generally made a public ass of themselves, lost a race and was made fun of and try to get along for the sake of the Buick name.

The time has come for all good Buick brothers and sisters to enjoy togetherness in an atmosphere of good will toward each other. Come, enjoy the JCC's open invitation to experience their brand of humor first hand. I know you'll all be better for it, a great time you'll always remember. Like Rich said, "Everyone is welcome" !

[Buicksx2]

Originally Posted by hmz039997

That is very gracious of you Rich.

Let us take this opportunity to ban together in Buick harmony and forget who might have ripped someone a new A-hole, called someone a nasty name, sent a postcard via company bulk mail, conducted a poll, banned racers from an event, threatened a lock out, generally made a public ass of themselves, lost a race and was made fun of and try to get along for the sake of the Buick name.

The time has come for all good Buick brothers and sisters to enjoy togetherness in an atmosphere of good will toward each other. Come, enjoy the JCC's open invitation to experience their brand of humor first hand. I know you'll all be better for it, a great time you'll always remember. Like Rich said, "Everyone is welcome" !

>>> Well said hmz039997.........As I dab a tear from my eye.........well said.