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09-19-2006, 08:22 PM
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| Post Ho  Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ME
Posts: 3,479
| Decisions, Decisions?? My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day "little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had burning desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm Going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned- frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. She pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We Are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.  |
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09-19-2006, 09:09 PM
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| Registered User  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: miami,fl
Posts: 1,160
 | i thought i sniff'd a trap, i think i would have been busted..  must remember take rubber out from sock place in car..
__________________ 87 gn 83lb inj-atr's twin-in-tank fuel pump eric's 83lb alcohol chip -k&n- tranny 10 vane pump, art carr shift kit, art carr 9inch non-lock-up converter, tranny cooler, billet servo, heavy duty clutch's, razor's awesome alcohol kit, a 3 inch exhaust kit with walker ultra-flows, 3.5 inch-real terry houston down pipe, RJC's Megacooler ( it is HUGH!!) champion GN 1 aluminum heads, 70MM throttle body, hydraulic roller cam 218-212, precision's AWESOME!! 70MM Dual BB turbo, ( worth every penny guys) engine block machine'd and blue-printed, etc,etc,etc.  |
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09-20-2006, 11:10 PM
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| Irish Mick  Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Nanaimo B.C.
Posts: 1,314
| I hate being tested. Like I was out in the GN with my gf and she remarks about some pencil-dick in a 3000GT. Why I don't get a car like that. "You got cab fare?" I asked her. "Why?" she inquired. "Cause it's a long fukkin' walk home, so shut yer pie-hole."  That's my $hit; that's what I do. Congratulations Man. Now get one of your Buds to work her Batchlorette party.  I get it. That was a joke right?  Last edited by richie6 : 09-20-2006 at 11:30 PM. |
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09-20-2006, 11:18 PM
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| Free Door Removal  Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Port Crane, NY
Posts: 1,559
 | HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA thats amazing   
__________________ 87 Cutlass powered by Mods: THDP, Single 4", Erson 214/214, TE44, 60# mototrons, SMC Alky, Innovate LC1, Ported heads and intake by VPE, Wiseco Pistons, RJC Girdle, Ported TB, Powerstroke IC, HRParts Swaybar, Hoosier 28x10.5 with rolled quarters (no notch), no front swaybar, stock MAF, comp 90/10's, powerlogger and some other small stuff. 60' 1.6501 330' 4.7762 1/8 7.4230 @ 93.17 mph Has more in it but the transmission disagreed  .
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09-20-2006, 11:31 PM
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| Hydra Station Supervisor  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dharma Station 1 of 7 The Hydra, MOAB proof
Posts: 1,644
| This tells me that the family are creeps and you sould not marry the woman since her family sounds really creepy. Plus I would not like being tested like that and I would cancel the wedding because of it also it is really gross, sick, and creepy of the sister doing this test thing. Just sicko's 
__________________ Emperor of all Daleks. >:4 8 15 16 23 42 Execute. 108:00    Oceanic Airways Fight 815 Copyright 1980 the Dharma Initiative funded by the Alvar Hanso Foundation. Member of the Dharma Initiative 1987 Buick Regal Limited with Q-jet N/A V6 soon to be SBC V8 1946 Farmall model A NW says I am classless  Beachbum is not on the list of good people.! |
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09-21-2006, 12:31 AM
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| Hydra Station Supervisor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dharma Station 1 of 7 The Hydra, MOAB proof
Posts: 1,644
| But still it is sick of a Father to pimp out of his other daughters to test a future son in law story or not.
__________________ Emperor of all Daleks. >:4 8 15 16 23 42 Execute. 108:00 Oceanic Airways Fight 815 Copyright 1980 the Dharma Initiative funded by the Alvar Hanso Foundation. Member of the Dharma Initiative 1987 Buick Regal Limited with Q-jet N/A V6 soon to be SBC V8 1946 Farmall model A NW says I am classless Beachbum is not on the list of good people.! Last edited by Buick Runner : 09-21-2006 at 01:46 AM. |
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09-21-2006, 01:26 AM
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| Defender of the Universe  Join Date: May 2001 Location: Waggaman, La. USA
Posts: 9,920
| I knew it was a joke because I've heard it before BUT I would have nailed her anyway probably before she got up the stairs EVEN if I knew it was a test.
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09-21-2006, 01:36 AM
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| Save me from myself!  Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Pensacola, Florida
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__________________ Time soon to put the GN away for Summer.  www.fquick.com/buickguy | |
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