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05-07-2006, 01:29 PM
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| Lieutenant of Morgul  Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NJ
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| New Jersey needs a slogan.. ..http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060507/...t/state_slogan I always liked Tom Keane saying "NJ and you, perfect together" with a lisp. but maybe someone can come up with a new one, here's my ideas: New Jersey: Home of Rich's Custom Milf Hunter New Jersey: It doesn't smell that bad. From New Jersey? What exit? New Jersey: we keep rodents for pets New Jersey: Where NYers commute from. New Jersey: Come see NY's Professional Football teams play New Jersey: with all these tolls we're still bankrupt!
__________________ Dave 87 GN T-Top 87 GN Astroroof w/Digital Dash 87 GN Astroroof 90 P/U 03 Mazda MPV 80 Regal Turbo-STOLEN. 4K473AH108541<Reward for Return |
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05-07-2006, 02:29 PM
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| I got it figured out  Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: At The WAWA
Posts: 4,580
| I like the first one 
__________________ Rich from Rich's Custom Auto in New Jersey. We don't know what we are doing, but we do know what we are charging!!! Piece of $hit in the middle of the road Home of the Jack,GPB,MPWB & MILFS Home of the 9 second Street cars 9.02@153.60, 1.33 60' in Newman "SLVRSTG" thru the Exhaust Buicksx2@AOL.com JCC Racing Team President Been banned 4 times in my life from the GSCA BB.....now who else can say that!!! Comedian |
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05-07-2006, 02:43 PM
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| JCC RACING  Join Date: May 2004 Location: NJ
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 | Dave, My ferret is a Marmet, not a rodent
__________________ FERRET JOE JCC RACING MEMBER #1951 87 "T" TE60,,60# injectors/TT Alky Chip,,ADJ FPR,,ADJ Wastegate,,,RJC Boost Controller,,Razor Alky,,3" SE Turbo DP,,Cotton Performance 3" Dual Exhaust,,5 angle valvjob/bowl work,,307 hotwired,,F-Body Radiator,,Casper's Dual Fans,,ATR Bar,,Comp 980's,,Powerlogger,,RJC Power Plate,,UMi Lowers,,Bilstiens in all corners,,New Springs,,Dutt Neck IC,,ART CARR 9.5 Converter,,DYNOTECH HI-PRO TRANS, Nitto's....thats it for now......  11.90 @110mph with 21PSI on pump and alky...  |
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05-07-2006, 03:31 PM
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| Registered User  Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Jacksonville Fl.
Posts: 95
| New Jersey: Grand National capital of the world!  At least it seems that way from between visiting Ebay and this sight.  
__________________ 86 T-Type stock w/ CPT44, 50's, RJC Power Plate, Hotwired Walbro 340, Accufab, Turbo Tweak, BSTC, Razor's Alky. 66 Cobra coupe (Streetbeast) project Lt4 90 Chev PU w/ Lt1, 4L60E, 3.73's 76 Vette 383 SB, 9.7 to 1 Speedpro,Comp cam,Hooker,74cc AFR heads, turbo 350, 4.10, Barry Grant, Holley, Edelbrock. 11.70 @115 w/ mufflers. 06 Magnum RT (wifes car) 14.61 @ 96 |
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05-07-2006, 03:39 PM
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| Sick Sick Six  Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Ft Lauderdale, Broward County, FL
Posts: 496
| New Jersey: We Smell Better than Your Mother!
__________________  '87 GN, PTE-60, 43# Injectors, Walbro (wired), Adj FPR, Dutt Neck, Razor's PAC (Alky), TurboTweak Chip, 3" THDP, Solid Maf Pipe w/9" K&N, Flares/Louvers, and an incredibly good-looking driver! More in store for this daily driven beast! Take A Look... GN T-Shirts (and others) |
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05-07-2006, 03:47 PM
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| Sick Sick Six Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Ft Lauderdale, Broward County, FL
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| Or a couple for my State.... Florida: America's Big One or Florida: Where old people go to die. or Florida: Got Ammo?
__________________ '87 GN, PTE-60, 43# Injectors, Walbro (wired), Adj FPR, Dutt Neck, Razor's PAC (Alky), TurboTweak Chip, 3" THDP, Solid Maf Pipe w/9" K&N, Flares/Louvers, and an incredibly good-looking driver! More in store for this daily driven beast! Take A Look... GN T-Shirts (and others) |
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05-07-2006, 07:11 PM
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| Registered User  Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Long Beach, PRK
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| New Jersey needs a slogan.. New Jersey has a "slow gun" It's Rich from Rich's Custom Auto Service How much more of a slow gun would you want?
__________________ TIA: Gary wells / "TOLTK" '02 QS Z06 vette, 55K miles '87 Buick Turbo Regal, 22K miles '98 honda CBR1100XX, 1.2K miles Garage prostitutes to the max Last edited by Gary Wells : 05-07-2006 at 09:46 PM. |
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05-07-2006, 09:16 PM
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| General Useless POS  Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Denville, NJ
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| How about.... New Jersey: The only state that lets you in for free, but charges you to leave Or New Jersey: The stench is so bad you gotta be nuts to live here (you gotta travel Rt78 around clark/philipsburg to get that one)
__________________ AC Delco Technician of the Millenium 2006 Northeast Region 1st runner up ASE Certified Master Technician (A1-8) w/Advanced Engine Performance (L1) AC Delco Master Technician NJ State MV Inspector / Certified Emissions Repair Technician |
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05-08-2006, 12:29 AM
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| Hydra Station Supervisor  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dharma Station 1 of 7 The Hydra, MOAB proof
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| New Jersey a little back water state stuffed between Philadelphia and New York. At least we have the biggest Six Flags park and Wildwood. North Jersey is America's arm pit, not south Jersey we need to build a wall to keep North Jersey out of South Jersey and SFGAdv and Wildwood. Tolls are bad going over to Philly as well.
__________________ Emperor of all Daleks. >:4 8 15 16 23 42 Execute. 108:00    Oceanic Airways Fight 815 Copyright 1980 the Dharma Initiative funded by the Alvar Hanso Foundation. Member of the Dharma Initiative 1987 Buick Regal Limited with Q-jet N/A V6 soon to be SBC V8 1946 Farmall model A NW says I am classless  Beachbum is not on the list of good people.! Last edited by Buick Runner : 05-08-2006 at 12:37 AM. |
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