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12-22-2005, 10:31 AM
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| Owner-TR Custom Parts  Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: North Haven, CT USA
Posts: 941
| Frank Zappa R.I.P. Dinah-Moe Humm I couldn't say where she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me *** (Y'jes can't do it) She made a bet with her sister who's a little dumb She could prove it any time all men was scum I don't mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really gonna *** (So I got down to it) I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Humm Where this Dinah-Moe Comin' from Done spent three hours An' I ain't got a crumb From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe From the Dinah-Moe Humm I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain't been to it 'Cause I can't get into it Unless I get out of it An' I gotta get out of it Before I get into it 'Cause I never get into it Unless I get out of it An' I gotta be out of it To get myself into it (She looked over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said...) Just get me wasted An' you're half-way there 'Cause if my mind's tore up Then my body don't care I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin An' said my-my-my What sort of thing Might this lady get high upon? I checked out her sister Who was holdin' the bet An' wondered what kind of trip The young lady was on The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet But she could use a little ________ if I wasn't done yet I told her... Just because the sun Want a place in the sky No reason to assume I wouldn't give her a try So I pulled on her hair Got her legs in the air An' asked if she had any cooties on there (Whaddya mean cooties! No cooties on me!) She was buns-up kneelin' BUNS UP! I was wheelin' an dealin' WHEELIN' AN' DEALIN' AN OOOOH! She surrended to the feelin' SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED An' she started in to squealin' Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red Some drool rollin' down From the edge of her chin While she spied the condition Her sister was in She quivered 'n quaked An' clutched at herself While her sister made a joke 'Bout her mental health 'Till Dinah-Moe finally Did give in But I told her All she really needed Was some discipline... Kiss my aura...Dora... M-M-M...it's real angora Would y'all like some more-a? Right here on the flora? An' how 'bout you, Fauna? Y'wanna? MMM...sound like y'might be chokin' on somethin' Did you say you want some more? Well, here's some more... MMM, sure...listen D'you think I could interest you In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers? MMM...tweezers! Here, lemme sterilize 'em... Gimme your lighter... I couldn't say where she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me *** (Y'jes can't do it) I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb An' you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe Dinah-Moe
__________________ Mark Hueffman - Owner of TR Custom Parts 1987 GN List of Mods - http://www.buickgn.com/Features.htm mhueffman@snet.net VISIT OUR WEBSITE - BIG sale on intercoolers, downpipes and headers going on NOW!  |
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12-22-2005, 12:02 PM
| #18 (permalink) |
| Boost Sux my Wallet  Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast area
Posts: 1,117
| One song comes to mind CCR-Green river- Barefoot girls dancing in the moonlight.  I love the song.....Whole song reminds me of when I was a kid hanging/partying out by the river.... Fishing, fires, cooking, GIRLS  ..8 tracks baby, good ole times.
__________________ 87 GN (3480lbs w/me & 1/2 tank) GT3255E, ESP FMIC, Razors Alky, Turbosaver, TA Headers, THDP w/test, ATR crossflow, TT, 38's, hopped up trans, Pats 10" 3k l/u, QA1r's, UMI Ups (adj) and lows, HR bar, MT DR's .2003 G35 Coupe Blk on BLk, JDM Clears, 18's, Prem PKG, Lthr, Bose....wifes car 2005 Harleys : Wide Glide & Duece ...Mucho Bling |
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12-22-2005, 12:21 PM
| #19 (permalink) |
| Smasher-Devourer  Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Stanley, NM
Posts: 1,507
| Slipknot, "I Am Hated" The whole world is my enemy - and I'm a walking target Twice the devil with all the significance Dragged and blamed for the love of a mob I can't stay - because I can't be stopped Eat motherf*ckers alive who cross us I know you're all tired of the same ol' bosses Let me tell you how it's gonna be I'm gonna kill everyone who steps up in front of me Welcome to the same ol' f*cking scam Same ol' sh!t in a dead fad Everybody wants to be so hard Are you real or a second rate sports card? They all lost their dad or their wife just died They never got to go outside - SHUT UP Nobody gives a f*ck it doesn't change the fact that you suck (We are) The anti-cancer (We are) The only answer Stripped down, we want you dead But what's inside of me, you'll never know (We are) Bipolar gods (We are) You know what we are My life was always sh!t And I don't think I need this anymore Now I'm not pretty and I'm not cool But I'm fat and I'm ugly and proud - so f*ck you Standing out is the new pretension Sreamline the (sic)ness, half-a$$ed aggression You gotta see it to believe it, we all got conned All the mediocre sacred cows we spawned Put your trust in the mission We will not repent - this is our religion (We are) The anti-cancer (We are) The only answer Stripped down, we want you dead But what's inside of me, you'll never know (We are) Bipolar gods (We are) You know what we are My life was always sh!t And I don't think I need this anymore I AM HATED YOU ARE HATED WE ARE HATED Everything sucks and I can prove it Everybody dies, shuffle on, remove it Individuals, indispensable I'm the paradox deity vessel ...the other side holds no secret But this side is done, I don't need it Before you go, you should know you're breaking down You'll be rotten by the time you're underground (We are) The anti-cancer (We are) The only answer Stripped down, we want you dead But what's inside of me, you'll never know (We are) Bipolar gods (We are) You know what we are My life was always sh!t And I don't think I need this anymore (We Are) The source of conscience (We Are) Distorted sentients There's only one thing left And I can't leave until it's sated (We Are) The absolute (We Are) Controlling you They're closing in, I can't escape I AM HATED |
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12-26-2005, 11:32 AM
| #20 (permalink) |
| Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Helotes, Texas
Posts: 54
| Lyrics Capitalistic Texas boy sez: ZZ Top- Just got paid today, Got me a pocket full of change... I got one flat hand and the other behind, You can have yours Just gimme mine... Played about quitting time on Friday afternoon. |
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12-26-2005, 05:00 PM
| #22 (permalink) |
| I'm the Best!  Join Date: May 2001 Location: farmingville ny
Posts: 12,736
 | hmmm i gota say lately its gotta be "Reach For The Sky" by Social distortion. When I was young I was invincible, I find myself now thinking twice, I never thought about no future, its just the roll of the dice. But the day may come when you've got something to lose, and just when you think you're done paying dues And you say to yourself, dear God what Have I done? And hope its not too late 'cause tomorrow may never come. [Chorus:] Reach For the Sky, 'cause tomorrow may never come Reach For the Sky, 'cause tomorrow may never come Yesterday is history and tomorrow's a mystery But baby right now, its just about you and me, You can run you can hide, just like Bonnie and Clyde Reach for the sky ain't never gonna die, and I thank the Lord for the love I have found and hold you tight cause tomorrow may never come. [Chorus] So if you please take this moment Try if you can make it last Don't think about no future and just forget about the past and make it last. [Chorus]
__________________ Rob 87 GN fully loaded.. learning to walk again  03 vw GTI- wicked tuning turbo back, forged 007 diverter.. revo stage 2 coming soon 04 SC/MCSS 14.89 gone  "But the day may come when you've got something to lose, and just when you think you're done paying dues And you say to yourself, dear God what Have I done? And hope its not too late 'cause tomorrow may never come."  |
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12-26-2005, 05:03 PM
| #23 (permalink) |
| CRACKER X  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Sugar Land, TX.
Posts: 646
| Welcome Home(Sanitarium) Metallica Welcome to where time stands still, no one leaves and no one will. Moon is full,never seems to change,just labeled mentally deranged. Dream the same thing everynight, I see our freedom in my sight. No locked doors,no windows barred. No things to make my brain seem scarred. Sleep my friend and you will see that dream is my reality. They keep me locked up in this cage,can't they see it's why my brain says RAGE Yada,yada,yada......
__________________ God came down from heaven and said: "Women who delight in the embrace of other women shall be exalted."  |
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12-26-2005, 06:08 PM
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| Sponsorship Needed  Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Central MS
Posts: 773
| All time favorite Dyers Eve Words and Music by: James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich and Kirk Hammett Dear Mother Dear Father What is this hell you have put me through? Believer Deceiver Day in, day out, live my life through you Pushed onto me what's wrong or right Hidden from this thing that they call “life” Dear Mother Dear Father Every thought I'd think you'd disapprove Curator Dictator Always censoring my every move Children are seen but are not heard Tear out everything inspired Innocence Torn from me without your shelter Barred reality I'm living blindly Dear Mother Dear Father Time has frozen still what's left to be Hear nothing Say nothing Cannot face the fact I think for me No guarantee, it's life as-is But damn you for not giving me my chance Dear Mother Dear Father You've clipped my wings before I learned to fly Unspoiled Unspoken I've outgrown that ****ing lullaby Same thing I've always heard from you, “Do as I say, not as I do” Innocence Torn from me without your shelter Barred reality I'm living blindly I'm in hell without you Cannot cope without you two Shocked at the world that I see Innocent victim, please rescue me Dear Mother Dear Father Hidden in your world you've made for me I'm seething I'm bleeding Ripping wounds in me that never heal Undying spite I feel for you Living out this hell you always knew
__________________ Jason White TSM #2479 Thanks Hartline Performance, DLS Engine, Don Cruz, HRPartsNStuff, & Twisted 6 Racing convertors.  |
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12-26-2005, 11:32 PM
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| Registered User  Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Port Neches, TX
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| One line in particular comes to mind: "Freedom is just another word for nothing less to lose" from "Me and Bobby McGee". Think about that.  Russ
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