Forum posts (Funny)

[Long Duk Dong]

I found this on another board -

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my
medical board?
Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang (Chevelle )forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.
Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.
Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.
VW Bus forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)
Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?
Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH
Miata forums
- Some redneck ******* in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)
Chevy Tahoe forum
- Are gas prices going down any time soon?
Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)
BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?
Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.
Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?
Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help.
I'm from 1985.
Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?
Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.
Toyota Prius forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.
Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?
Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.
Jaguar
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?
Mini
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the
movie company. (pics)
Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get
pee stains out of the leather?
McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.
Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?
Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.
Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?
Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.
Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
SRT Forums..
"Will this void my warranty"
RX7 Forums
- 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.
DSM Forums
-Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me
Supra Forums
-Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.
(Courtesy of Rob - "help.. i'm making 1000 hp and i still cant get out of the 13's! does this mean i need a bigger turbo? posibly 2?? see attached dyno sheet.")
Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel
Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

[DCEPTCN]

Originally Posted by Long Duk Dong

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel

Precious! lol

BTW, happy birthday.

[Gothmog]

I like the CROWN Vic. comment best

[Long Duk Dong]

Originally Posted by DCEPTCN

Precious! lol

BTW, happy birthday.

Thanks !!!

Jim C.

PS- Jammin to the CD, thanks again.

[DCEPTCN]

Originally Posted by Long Duk Dong

Thanks !!!

Jim C.

PS- Jammin to the CD, thanks again.

No, thank you.



I think the Buick one should have been something like, "Car hasn't blown up all day....what could be wrong?"

[87GN@Tahoe]

Originally Posted by Long Duk Dong

Miata forums
- Some redneck ******* in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

LOL this is a FUNNY one to me cuz i backed up ONTO a '89(?) miata in a parking garage once with my '68 skylark... dumb broad was tailgaiting me and i didn't see her when i punched it in reverse... rumpf, BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP LOL i was literally stuck ON TOP of the stink'n car... had to jack mine up to get hers out.. she had just gotten it painted and i ruined her hood and one headlight leuver... just swapped some paint onto my car.. a month later i find out that she's try'n to sue me for aggrivating some old back injury bullsh!t... was smooth as glass going up... if you ever look at the rear end of a '68 skylark and the hood of a miata, it looks like they were almost made to slide with eachother

[firebird_1252]

by far the best one is the hummer one.. LOL!


and the supra forum should be..

"help.. i'm making 1000 hp and i still cant get out of the 13's! does this mean i need a bigger turbo? posibly 2?? see attached dyno sheet."

[Long Duk Dong]

Originally Posted by 87GN@Tahoe

LOL this is a FUNNY one to me cuz i backed up ONTO a '89(?) miata in a parking garage once with my '68 skylark... dumb broad was tailgaiting me and i didn't see her when i punched it in reverse... rumpf, BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP LOL i was literally stuck ON TOP of the stink'n car... had to jack mine up to get hers out.. she had just gotten it painted and i ruined her hood and one headlight leuver... just swapped some paint onto my car.. a month later i find out that she's try'n to sue me for aggrivating some old back injury bullsh!t... was smooth as glass going up... if you ever look at the rear end of a '68 skylark and the hood of a miata, it looks like they were almost made to slide with eachother

Reminds me of a post that a friend pointed out to me not long ago on a Mopar board. The guy was saying that he was sitting at a stoplight in a Chrysler 300C when he felt a slight bumb and his car rocked. He said he got out to find what he described as a Honda "Accordian" stuck to his car. He showed some pics that showed nothing more that paint on his chrome bumper but stated that the Honda was pretty FUBARed. LOL !!!

Originally Posted by firebird_1252

by far the best one is the hummer one.. LOL!


and the supra forum should be..

"help.. i'm making 1000 hp and i still cant get out of the 13's! does this mean i need a bigger turbo? posibly 2?? see attached dyno sheet."

I add this one to the list just for you.

Jim C.