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08-28-2005, 10:45 PM
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| Full "Blown" Buick Man  Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Canton, NC USA
Posts: 140
| Automotive Acronyms... ACURA Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile Asia's Curse Upon Rural America AMC All Makes Combined A Major Cost A Mutated Car A Morons Car Another Major Catastrophe AUDI Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Automobile Under Demonic Influence Another Ugly Deutsche Invention Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. BMW Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster Break My Window Break My Windshield Babbling Mechanical Wench Beastly Monstrous Wonder Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Barely Moving Wreck Big Money Waste Big Money. Why? Big Money Works Born Moderately Wealthy Breaks Most Wrenches Bring More Wrenches Brings Me Women Brings More Women Broken Money Waster Broke My Wallet Broken Monstrous Wonder Bumbling Mechanical Wretch Blasphemous Motorized Wreck BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer  Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques DODGE Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater Dead Old Dog Going East Dead On Day Guarantee Expires Dead On Delivery, Go Easy Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive EDSEL Every Day Something Else Leaks FIAT Failed Italian Automotive Technology Fix It Again, Tony! Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation FORD Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Fast Only Rolling Downhill First On Race Day First On Recall Day Fabricated Of Refried Dung Fails On Rainy Days Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream Fatally Obese Redneck Driver Fault Of R&D Finally Obsolete Racing Device Fireball On Rear Denting First On Road to Dump First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Recycle Dilemma Flipping Over Results in Death Flipped Over Roadside Disaster Follow Our Rusty Dogsled Foot On Road Decelerates Forced On Reluctant Drivers Formed Of Rejected DNA Forwarded Once; Return Denied Forward Only; Reverse Defective Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin Fork Over Repair Dough Fouled Out Re-done Dodge Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration Free Or Reduced Drastically Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable Funny Old Rattling Dump (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot GEO Good Engineering Overlooked GM General Maintenance Great Mistake Garbage Motors Generally Miserable Grossly Misconceived Gluteus Maximus GMC Garage Man's Companion Gotta Mechanic Coming? Generally Mediocre Cars Get More Chicks Gets Mechanics Crazy Gods Mechanical Curse Got More Crap Great Mountain Climber Great Motor Car GTO Gas, Tires, Oil HONDA Had One Never Did Again Hang On, Not Done Accelerating Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... JEEP Just Eats Every Part Junk Engineering Executed Poorly Just Empty Every Pocket MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along MG Money Guzzler MGB Might Go Backwards MGF Might Go Forward MIATA My Intention Always To Accelerate MOPAR Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously Most Often Passed At Races Mostly Old Parts And Rust Move Over People Are Racing Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly My Old Pig Ain't Running My Only Problems Are Repairs MUSTANG Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good OLDSMOBILE Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday PINTO Put In Nickel To Operate Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook PLYMOUTH Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood PORSCHE Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything SAAB Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown Sad Attempt At Beauty Sorry Auto, Always Broken Shape Appears Ass-Backwards SUBARU Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass The One You Ought To Avoid TRIUMPH This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW Virtually Worthless
__________________  Imports...It's Whats For Dinner 86 Buick T-Type 87 Buick Turbo T 87 Buick GN (Canadian) 87 Buick Century Limited 2.8 HO (My Little Driver) 98 Buick Regal GS (The Other Blown Buick) 95 Pontiac Trans Am (6-Speed)  08 Pontiac Torrent AWD (Wifes Ride) http://community.webshots.com/user/vicious6 |
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08-29-2005, 12:24 AM
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| Registered User  Join Date: May 2001 Location: Stoney Creek,Ontario,Canada
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BMW = Bayershe Mist Wagen. When I say "mist",I ain't talkin' rain. You figure it out. 
__________________ Politics is the art of glad-handing,passionate b*llsh*t and hidden agendas. | |
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08-29-2005, 12:44 AM
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| Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: East of the Sun & West of the Moon
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( BruceVis had one!  )BMW = Bikes Made Well BMW = Bite My Wallet BMW = Break My Wallet BMW = Bring More Wampum BMW = Bavarian Motorcycles for Wimps BMW = Basic Marin Wheels BMW = Big Manly Willy BMW = Big Moronic Woman BMW = Badly Made Wobbler BMW = Big Middleclass Wagon BMW = Bugger My Wallet BMW = Brilliant Marvellous Wonderful BMW = Bavarian Motorcycling Wonder BMW = Bulging Monoshock Wanderer BMW = Big Money Waste BMW = Brick Motor Wheezer BMW = Beats Me, Wilhelm BMW = Bite My Weenie! BMW = Biggest Moron in the World BMW = Bash My Windshield BMW = Bayerische Mist Wagen = Bavarian Dung Heap Car BMW = Bring More Wrenches! BMW = But Mine Works (best said around Harley riders) BMW = Bumse Mich Wieder (Screw Me Again) BMW = Borrow Money Weekly BMW = Bitch, Moan and Whine BMW = Beste Motorrad der Welt = Best Motorcycle in the World BMW = Be My Wings BMW = Bavarian Murder Weapon BMW = Born Moderately Wealthy BMW = Burning, Melting Wreck (which leads to BMW = Bring More Water) BMW = Bagel Munching Weenies BMW = Bring Money With you BMW = Bei Mercedes Weggeworfen = Discarded By Mercedes BMW = Bad Mother Wheels BMW = Bigger Meaner Wheelies BMW = Bring Meat Wagon! BMW = Bavarian Money Waster BMW = Better'n My Wife BMW = Bezahl Mal Wieder (pay yet again) BMW = Bastel Mal Wieder (wrench yet again) BMW = Bike Might Wheelie BMW = Bikes Made Weird BMW = Bitchers, Moaners and Whiners BMW = Bend More Wheels (for the 3-spoke crowd) BMW = Blau Mit Weiş BMW = Bitte macht Weg (get out of the way, please) | |
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08-29-2005, 12:46 AM
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| NOW AVAILABLE ON DVD  Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Kelso Wa, USA
Posts: 2,266
 | Buick=Big Ugly Import Car Killer GMC=Gay Man's Chevrolet Ford= F*cker Only Runs Down Hill Flip Over, Read Directions Fraternal Order of Redneck Drivers F*cking Owners Really Dumb
__________________ 1984 Buick Electra Estate Wagon 1987 Honda Goldwing Aspencade  Last edited by pat83t : 08-29-2005 at 02:40 AM. |
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08-29-2005, 04:59 AM
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| I thought I was out...  Join Date: May 2005 Location: East Brunswick NJ
Posts: 1,225
| Ya forgot a couple.... CORVETTE Cant Over Rev Vette Engines Tend To Explode SATURN Supposedly American Technology Unfortunately its Really Nissan Not a car name, but... VTEC Virtually Torqueless Economy Car
__________________ Artie 86 GN Stock Motor 3690lb race weight through the mufflers 11.22@117.9 (with all the applicable safety equipment for ET and speeds attained, including 6pt bar and harnesses)Sold LC2 Powered Skylark in progress |
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08-29-2005, 08:11 PM
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| I'm the Best!  Join Date: May 2001 Location: farmingville ny
Posts: 12,467
| VW- very womanly
__________________ Rob 87 GN fully loaded.. learning to walk again 03 vw GTI- wicked tuning turbo back, forged 007 diverter.. revo stage 2 coming soon 04 SC/MCSS 14.89 gone  "But the day may come when you've got something to lose, and just when you think you're done paying dues And you say to yourself, dear God what Have I done? And hope its not too late 'cause tomorrow may never come."  |
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08-29-2005, 08:27 PM
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| JCC RACING  Join Date: May 2004 Location: NJ
Posts: 4,228
| I don't know Rob, my friend is gonna race me when I get my 355 SBB supercharger/Intercooled project done  , he has a '96 VR6 GTI, gonna put on a turbo kit, who you bets gonna win
__________________ FERRET JOE JCC RACING MEMBER #1951 87 "T" TE60,,60# injectors/TT Alky Chip,,ADJ FPR,,ADJ Wastegate,,,RJC Boost Controller,,Razor Alky,,3" SE Turbo DP,,Cotton Performance 3" Dual Exhaust,,5 angle valvjob/bowl work,,307 hotwired,,F-Body Radiator,,Casper's Dual Fans,,ATR Bar,,Comp 980's,,Powerlogger,,RJC Power Plate,,UMi Lowers,,Bilstiens in all corners,,New Springs,,Dutt Neck IC,,ART CARR 9.5 Converter,,DYNOTECH HI-PRO TRANS, Nitto's....thats it for now......  Me and Joe Nat SUPERMARIO punched Jimmy Rome in da Mouth |
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08-29-2005, 08:59 PM
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| I'm the Best! Join Date: May 2001 Location: farmingville ny
Posts: 12,467
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the only VW i'd get is a VR6.. they sound cool. and my money is on the buick!!
__________________ Rob 87 GN fully loaded.. learning to walk again 03 vw GTI- wicked tuning turbo back, forged 007 diverter.. revo stage 2 coming soon 04 SC/MCSS 14.89 gone "But the day may come when you've got something to lose, and just when you think you're done paying dues And you say to yourself, dear God what Have I done? And hope its not too late 'cause tomorrow may never come." Last edited by firebird_1252 : 08-29-2005 at 09:03 PM. | |
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