Zap's New Motor Home

Steve Wood · 10-08-2004, 10:12 AM

Zap goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee a sits down to drink it.
He looks on the side of his cup and finds a peel off prize. He pulls off
the tab and yells, "I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home, I WON a motor
home!"

The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize
given away was a mini van!"

Zap replies, "No, I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!"
By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You
couldn't possibly have won a motor homes because we didn't have that as
a prize!"

Again Zap says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a
motor home!"

Zap hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads,
"WIN A BAGEL."

Nasty Wendy · 10-08-2004, 10:21 AM

Oh God that was aweful.

Zap · 10-08-2004, 10:22 AM

Speaking of motorhomes, I am reminded of the airstream that runs between your ears.

Zap · 10-08-2004, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nasty Wendy
Oh God that was aweful.

or perhap, awful

Zap · 10-08-2004, 10:46 AM

Unless you were full of awe after you read it, but I always assumed you were full of something else??

Steve Wood · 10-08-2004, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nasty Wendy
Oh God that was aweful.

Well...it's our friend, Zap. What else did you expect?

Nasty Wendy · 10-08-2004, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zap
Unless you were full of awe after you read it, but I always assumed you were full of something else??

aweful is worser than awful

CaPPY · 10-08-2004, 02:37 PM

I wonder what model and engine size it has? I never win anything.

Zap · 10-08-2004, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CaPPY
I wonder what model and engine size it has? I never win anything.

You are still a weiner in my book.

CaPPY · 10-08-2004, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zap
You are still a weiner in my book.

Yeah...weiner in your book...stop reading those books about weiners!

I'm more of a brautwurst!

You...you're nothing but a sausage head!

pat83t · 10-08-2004, 07:08 PM

Yes.....but the real question is which motorhome did Zap win??

10-08-2004, 10:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
Steve Wood Scam Detector Enabled Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 41,366	Zap's New Motor Home Zap goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee a sits down to drink it. He looks on the side of his cup and finds a peel off prize. He pulls off the tab and yells, "I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!" The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!" Zap replies, "No, I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!" By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor homes because we didn't have that as a prize!" Again Zap says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!" Zap hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL."

10-08-2004, 10:22 AM	#3 (permalink)
Zap Al Franken Eats Turds Join Date: May 2001 Location: A Tea Party Posts: 22,755	Speaking of motorhomes, I am reminded of the airstream that runs between your ears. __________________ This space has been purchased by the Chinese.

10-08-2004, 10:46 AM	#5 (permalink)
Zap Al Franken Eats Turds Join Date: May 2001 Location: A Tea Party Posts: 22,755	Unless you were full of awe after you read it, but I always assumed you were full of something else?? __________________ This space has been purchased by the Chinese.

10-08-2004, 07:08 PM	#11 (permalink)
pat83t NOW AVAILABLE ON DVD Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Kelso Wa, USA Posts: 2,282	Yes.....but the real question is which motorhome did Zap win?? __________________ 1996 GMC Sonoma 1988 Honda Goldwing

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10-08-2004, 10:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
Nasty Wendy Defender of the Universe Join Date: May 2001 Location: Waggaman, La. USA Posts: 10,340	Oh God that was aweful.

10-08-2004, 02:37 PM	#8 (permalink)
CaPPY Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,247	I wonder what model and engine size it has? I never win anything.