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09-15-2004, 04:50 AM
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| Hits or Cracks?  Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Mustang, Ok
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 | Good, Bad and Ugly 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago. 2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She is a Lawyer. 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you. 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them. 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them. 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than you. 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections. 8. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun. Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas. 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly: He's your best friend. 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job. Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!
__________________ stevemonroe@cox.net 1986 GN, 11.72 @ 115.48, stock turbo. Red 108 Chip (Now in my God sons care) 1989 TTA #10 of 1550, Sold 1967 Buick Spl. Dlx. (GS-ified) Sold 1957 Buick Special 4dr hdtp (sold) 1950 Special. Families 1st new Buick. Got the Bling Grill  2004 Ford Ranger Edge Ext Cab 2009 Toyota Rav4 Sport 4WD, V-6 2006 Sissy Motorscooter  DIY Alcohol Injection 62 mm Throttle Bodys "For the most part, White bigots are no longer respected among Whites, and I look forward to the day that Black bigots are no longer respected among Blacks." Columnist Walter Williams Don't judge a man by his opinions, But by what his opinions have made him. - G.C. Lichtenberg |
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09-15-2004, 09:01 AM
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| war is hell Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: traveling the world!
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__________________ 86 T-type still mostly stock, now it's also a "salvageV6" 87 WE4 - Help! desperately in need of a paint job!!! BPM:237reg/chip/gutted cat/K&N 79 Pontiac Lemans - jan08 update: 47% resurrected. 84 Toyota Celica - 4cyl economy "it's not a car collection, it's a MOTOR POOL!" |
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09-16-2004, 01:33 AM
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| Registered User  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Phila. PA
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__________________ 87 GN Rebuilt .030 over, forged pistons, 206/206 cam, and the rest of the basic mods  | |
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09-16-2004, 09:05 AM
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| Fuhgeddaboudit  Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Brooklyn & Long Beach, NY
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Rumor is that Broken1 rented a C130 air transport and filled it with all his cars and boats and few north. I'm sure the pilot will be posting soon telling us about bad credit cards and damage claims 
__________________ ED BAKER 87-T, Maplight equipped rear view mirror.. 93 PARK AVE"SUPERCHARGED" BPG#1458 My Photo Page   buickperformancegroup.com "As democracy is perfected, the office of President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."---H.L. Mencken 1927 |
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