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09-15-2004, 05:50 AM
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| Vote for Guy Fawkes  Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Jamaica Pass, Ok
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 | Good, Bad and Ugly Good, Bad and Ugly 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago. 2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She is a Lawyer. 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you. 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them. 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them. 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than you. 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections. 8. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun. Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas. 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly: He's your best friend. 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job. Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!
__________________ stevemonroe@cox.net 1986 GN, 11.80 @ 114, stock turbo. Now in my God sons care. 1989 TTA #10, Sold 1967 Buick Spl Deluxe. GS Clone, Sold 1957 Buick Special 2nd new Buick in the family (sold) 1950 Special 4 dr sdn. Families 1st new Buick. Got the Bling Grill   DIY Alcohol Injection 62 mm Throttle Bodys Liberalism faltered when it turned out it could not cope with truth. D. Moynihan Some in my party threaten to send a message that they don't know a just war when they see it, and more broadly that they're not prepared to use our military strength to protect our security and the cause of freedom. Joe Lieberman Somehow liberals have been unable to acquire from life what conservatives seem to be endowed with at birth: namely, a healthy skepticism of the powers of government agencies to do good. Daniel Moynihan When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. T. Paine |
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09-15-2004, 10:01 AM
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| war is hell Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: middle east deployment
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__________________ 86 T-type still mostly stock, now it's also a "salvageV6" 87 WE4 - Help! desperately in need of a paint job!!! BPM:237reg/chip/gutted cat/K&N 79 Pontiac Lemans - jan08 update: 47% resurrected. 84 Toyota Celica - 4cyl economy "it's not a car collection, it's a MOTOR POOL!" |
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09-16-2004, 02:33 AM
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| Registered User  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Phila. PA
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__________________ 87 GN Rebuilt .030 over, forged pistons, 206/206 cam, and the rest of the basic mods  | |
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09-16-2004, 10:03 AM
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| Boorn Looser Join Date: May 2001
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| Straight Jacket? 
__________________ With ten nurses knocked out in just the first week, Frank realized that building the Old Boxers home next to the bell factory wasn't such a great idea Join the NRA |
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09-16-2004, 10:05 AM
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| Fuhgeddaboudit  Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Brooklyn, NY
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| Rumor is that Broken1 rented a C130 air transport and filled it with all his cars and boats and few north. I'm sure the pilot will be posting soon telling us about bad credit cards and damage claims 
__________________ ED BAKER 87-T, Maplight equipped rear view mirror.. 93 PARK AVE"SUPERCHARGED" BPG#1458 My Photo Page   buickperformancegroup.com "As democracy is perfected, the office of President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."---H.L. Mencken 1927 |
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