Who's ready for this? National TV Show CASTING CORPORATE MEN (25-39) National TV how

CaPPY · 02-17-2004, 01:50 PM

National TV Show CASTING CORPORATE MEN (25-39)
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Reality TV show about finding a dream job
ATTN: CORPORATE GUYS! Do you HATE your JOB??
New National TV Show NOW CASTING MEN (25-39) Who Want to Quit Their Current Jobs and Pursue their DREAMS! For more information, CALL NOW: (818) 432-4710 or email: dreamjobcasting@rdfusa.com
Tell us what your fantasy job would be, and maybe we can MAKE IT HAPPEN...!
Please Note:We are looking for men who have been employed, full-time, at the same job, for at least 6 months. Ideally, your DREAM JOB will be TOTALLY different from your current job: For example, you are a Lawyer who dreams of being a Major League Umpire.
We are especially looking for corporate types from a variety of fields, including banking, finance, real estate, legal, education, sales, science, biotechnology, education, accounting, marketing, advertising, engineering, consulting, management, government, health care, insurance, information technology, computers, and telecommunications.
(At this time, we are NOT looking for the proverbial, "Waiter/struggling performer who wants to be a professional performer".) Please send us an email describing your current job, and what your dream job would be. Thanks and Good Luck! (All participant selection at producers' discretion.)

THIS IS FOR REAL!

Zap · 02-17-2004, 04:59 PM

Steve Wood applied. He mis-read your post and thought they were casting Corpulent men.

Steve Wood · 02-17-2004, 05:44 PM

I got the job, too!

Zap · 02-17-2004, 06:42 PM

Cool! You're in Fat City now!

CaPPY · 02-17-2004, 06:43 PM

I tried, but they said all they had left was an opening for a toothless transvestite who wanted to play for the Yankees.

I figured I could fake the transvestite part, so I went and had all my teeth pulled. I told them that I'd be the best catcher they had since Munson. They said, "Sorry...we needed a right fielder."

02-17-2004, 01:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
CaPPY Registered User Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 1,243	Who's ready for this? National TV Show CASTING CORPORATE MEN (25-39) National TV how National TV Show CASTING CORPORATE MEN (25-39) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reality TV show about finding a dream job ATTN: CORPORATE GUYS! Do you HATE your JOB?? New National TV Show NOW CASTING MEN (25-39) Who Want to Quit Their Current Jobs and Pursue their DREAMS! For more information, CALL NOW: (818) 432-4710 or email: dreamjobcasting@rdfusa.com Tell us what your fantasy job would be, and maybe we can MAKE IT HAPPEN...! Please Note:We are looking for men who have been employed, full-time, at the same job, for at least 6 months. Ideally, your DREAM JOB will be TOTALLY different from your current job: For example, you are a Lawyer who dreams of being a Major League Umpire. We are especially looking for corporate types from a variety of fields, including banking, finance, real estate, legal, education, sales, science, biotechnology, education, accounting, marketing, advertising, engineering, consulting, management, government, health care, insurance, information technology, computers, and telecommunications. (At this time, we are NOT looking for the proverbial, "Waiter/struggling performer who wants to be a professional performer".) Please send us an email describing your current job, and what your dream job would be. Thanks and Good Luck! (All participant selection at producers' discretion.) THIS IS FOR REAL! Last edited by CaPPY : 02-17-2004 at 01:52 PM.

02-17-2004, 04:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Zap Boorn Looser Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 21,238	Steve Wood applied. He mis-read your post and thought they were casting Corpulent men. __________________ In 1970, Dr. John Goodfellow astounded the Scientific community with his incredible invention, the "Idiot Magnet". Unfortunately, just as he was about to leave the USA for a European tour, he stopped over in Washington D.C. for a brief demonstration. The magnet has been stuck there, immovable, ever since Join the NRA

02-17-2004, 06:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
Zap Boorn Looser Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 21,238	Cool! You're in Fat City now! __________________ In 1970, Dr. John Goodfellow astounded the Scientific community with his incredible invention, the "Idiot Magnet". Unfortunately, just as he was about to leave the USA for a European tour, he stopped over in Washington D.C. for a brief demonstration. The magnet has been stuck there, immovable, ever since Join the NRA

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02-17-2004, 05:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 36,890	I got the job, too!

02-17-2004, 06:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
CaPPY Registered User Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 1,243	I tried, but they said all they had left was an opening for a toothless transvestite who wanted to play for the Yankees. I figured I could fake the transvestite part, so I went and had all my teeth pulled. I told them that I'd be the best catcher they had since Munson. They said, "Sorry...we needed a right fielder."