Mission Statement

Steve Wood · 12-18-2003, 07:42 PM

I think this board needs a mission statement.

Maybe it could contain something about honesty, thought nazis, free, but, polite, speech, No Lightnings, no mustang posses, and all the other basic stuff that a properly run board should be.....

ULYCYC · 12-18-2003, 07:51 PM

"A place where even coon dogs can feel at home"

Steve Wood · 12-18-2003, 07:55 PM

even coon dawgs, if they know the password! :p

CaPPY · 12-18-2003, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Steve Wood
[QB] I think this board needs a mission statement.

There are missions up and down the State of California. Why do we have to make a statement about them?
schizo

Oh, alright...I thought Mission Dolores in S.F. should have been called Mission Sam Francisco. Mission Geraldo Rivera in Lompoc was OKAY...until it was washed away by high tides after it collasped from all of the tunnels that were being dug around it looking for ???. And the reason the ducks and their nephews fly back to Mission San Juan Capistrano every year is to visit the Tomb of Walt Disney. eek! There...THREE statements...

Maybe someone will comment on some of the other missions. moon schizo usa

ULYCYC · 12-18-2003, 08:03 PM

Hows This

salvageV6 · 12-18-2003, 08:42 PM

"We're on a Mission from God."

Actually we aren't and try to avoid the subject but that's my favorite Mission. yup headbang

Now everybody put their shades on and hide from the FBI. crazy

Steve Wood · 12-18-2003, 09:59 PM

The fbi wear shades, and shiny black shoes. They are on their own missions and are more likely to nab the accusers than the accusees in this case!

I wonder if the odds of getting laid are better at the Mission de Geraldo R. are better than at other missions?

Nasty Wendy · 12-18-2003, 10:15 PM

I like the Mission Statement you came up with Steve...all except one part. We can replace that part with 'No Depends' or 'No Geritol' or even better 'No Hotairs'. yup With that change you'd have my vote.

Steve Wood · 12-18-2003, 10:19 PM

whoa, that Geritol keeps me going, the Depends stop me from going....we don't want to break the balance of nature. Howbout we let Lightning owners in but additional bar mustang pussies as well as posses? cheers

Nasty Wendy · 12-18-2003, 10:22 PM

Thats a deal.

Racer X · 12-18-2003, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Steve Wood:
...I wonder if the odds of getting laid are better at the Mission de Geraldo R. are better than at other missions?

I would say no seeing how the Missions are Catholic with Catholic Priests lurking inside
dunno ugh

FastwClass · 12-18-2003, 11:16 PM

Dang! And I thought I WANTED a missionary position. silly

Steve Wood · 12-18-2003, 11:48 PM

I thought you wanted to work under a missionary!

Zap · 12-19-2003, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Steve Wood:
I think this board needs a mission statement.

Maybe it could contain something about honesty, thought nazis, free, but, polite, speech, No Lightnings, no mustang posses, and all the other basic stuff that a properly run board should be.....

Don't worry about things you have no control of. Just go back to making your "Texas Viagra Substitute" (a popsicle stick "splint" with electrical tape wrapped around "it") so you can satisfy "Ol' Bessie" when she is in the moooooooood.
ugh

<small>[ December 19, 2003, 03:08 PM: Message edited by: Zap ]</small>

Steve Wood · 12-19-2003, 04:15 PM

Bessie jumped over the fence to be with you. Too bad you tried to teach her the missionary position! eek!

12-18-2003, 07:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 36,892	Mission Statement I think this board needs a mission statement. Maybe it could contain something about honesty, thought nazis, free, but, polite, speech, No Lightnings, no mustang posses, and all the other basic stuff that a properly run board should be..... __________________ ------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it. If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right. The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century www.vortexbuicks-etc.com

12-18-2003, 07:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
ULYCYC Fuhgeddaboudit Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 16,519	"A place where even coon dogs can feel at home" __________________ ED BAKER 87-T, Maplight equipped rear view mirror.. 93 PARK AVE"SUPERCHARGED" BPG#1458 My Photo Page buickperformancegroup.com "As democracy is perfected, the office of President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."---H.L. Mencken 1927

12-18-2003, 07:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 36,892	even coon dawgs, if they know the password! :p __________________ ------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it. If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right. The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century www.vortexbuicks-etc.com

12-18-2003, 08:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
ULYCYC Fuhgeddaboudit Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 16,519	Hows This __________________ ED BAKER 87-T, Maplight equipped rear view mirror.. 93 PARK AVE"SUPERCHARGED" BPG#1458 My Photo Page buickperformancegroup.com "As democracy is perfected, the office of President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."---H.L. Mencken 1927

12-18-2003, 08:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
salvageV6 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Connecticut, USA Posts: 6,406	"We're on a Mission from God." Actually we aren't and try to avoid the subject but that's my favorite Mission. yup headbang Now everybody put their shades on and hide from the FBI. crazy __________________ WE4, 155K, Daily Driver, DBLBBGT70, 55lb.Inj., Pedophile DP, hollow cat.,Schertz Hi-Pro and 3200Protorque, Postons Headers, 2 1/2"SS Ultraflows and pipes, Ex.Ext. alky chip, EGT/Bilsteins, Boxed Cont. arms/Airbags/snubber,Blizzak snows, Nittos 275/60DR, 307, adj.reg./ SMC alky dual, 9 gauges,scamaster and D.Scan,BSTC, translator and 31/2"MAF, V4 inter. DYNO. TESTED!!! 11.93 @ 113.7 GN loaded, car #2. 115K miles. Accufab reg.,Scanmaster, Reds 100 chip, Mease downpipe, Mease 15row stretch IC, hollow cat., ATR ss. 3"crossflow, SMC alky., J.J. 62mm.T.B., RJC power plate, Bilsteins, Moog springs, HR Parts mount and rear arms, Nittos. "Some Cars Like Lots Of Fuel Pressure and Some Cars Are On Blocks." 12.4 @ 111

12-18-2003, 09:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 36,892	The fbi wear shades, and shiny black shoes. They are on their own missions and are more likely to nab the accusers than the accusees in this case! I wonder if the odds of getting laid are better at the Mission de Geraldo R. are better than at other missions? __________________ ------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it. If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right. The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century www.vortexbuicks-etc.com

12-18-2003, 10:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
Nasty Wendy Defender of the Universe Join Date: May 2001 Location: Waggaman, La. USA Posts: 9,920	I like the Mission Statement you came up with Steve...all except one part. We can replace that part with 'No Depends' or 'No Geritol' or even better 'No Hotairs'. yup With that change you'd have my vote. __________________ The Turbobuicks.com FFL 2006 Champions DSR #3

12-18-2003, 10:19 PM	#9 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 36,892	whoa, that Geritol keeps me going, the Depends stop me from going....we don't want to break the balance of nature. Howbout we let Lightning owners in but additional bar mustang pussies as well as posses? cheers __________________ ------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it. If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right. The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century www.vortexbuicks-etc.com

12-18-2003, 10:22 PM	#10 (permalink)
Nasty Wendy Defender of the Universe Join Date: May 2001 Location: Waggaman, La. USA Posts: 9,920	Thats a deal. __________________ The Turbobuicks.com FFL 2006 Champions DSR #3

12-18-2003, 11:16 PM	#12 (permalink)
FastwClass Omnipotent Poster Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: MN Posts: 728	Dang! And I thought I WANTED a missionary position. silly

12-18-2003, 11:48 PM	#13 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 36,892	I thought you wanted to work under a missionary! __________________ ------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it. If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right. The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century www.vortexbuicks-etc.com

12-19-2003, 04:15 PM	#15 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 36,892	Bessie jumped over the fence to be with you. Too bad you tried to teach her the missionary position! eek! __________________ ------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it. If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right. The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century www.vortexbuicks-etc.com

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