Blind Golf

Steve Wood · 11-10-2002, 06:33 PM

A lady golfer who visits a driving range to tone up before a game, is about to tee off, when she notices the man next to her.

"Pardon me, sir" she said. "You are aiming in the wrong direction --- back towards the golf shop."

"Oy! - tanks for dat. Vitout you, I vouldn't know. I'm blindt." He then turns around and starts hitting out into the range. After a few minutes,
he asks the lady how he is doing.

"Not bad." she answers. "Most of your shots are straight and fairly long. Only a few of them are slicing." "Tanks, again, Missus," he replies. "Vitout you telling, I vouldn't know dese tings."
A few shots later, he enquires again. "Do you mind I should ask a poisonal qvestion?"

"Not at all," she replies.

I don't do vell vit the ladies. Am I ugly or fat?" "You're quite presentable," she replies "I don't think that should be a problem."
Smiling now, he exults "Vat a relief. I vas always afraid to ask. Again, I got to tank you."
He was about to hit another ball when the lady interrupts him. "Do you mind if I give you a bit of advice?" she asks.

"Soitenly! Listen, I'll take all de help what youv'e got I vill take", he answers.
"Lose the Jewish accent." she replies. "You're Chinese."

Zap · 11-11-2002, 04:33 PM

That might be worse than my Winona Ryder truck joke!

11-10-2002, 06:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 36,890	Blind Golf A lady golfer who visits a driving range to tone up before a game, is about to tee off, when she notices the man next to her. "Pardon me, sir" she said. "You are aiming in the wrong direction --- back towards the golf shop." "Oy! - tanks for dat. Vitout you, I vouldn't know. I'm blindt." He then turns around and starts hitting out into the range. After a few minutes, he asks the lady how he is doing. "Not bad." she answers. "Most of your shots are straight and fairly long. Only a few of them are slicing." "Tanks, again, Missus," he replies. "Vitout you telling, I vouldn't know dese tings." A few shots later, he enquires again. "Do you mind I should ask a poisonal qvestion?" "Not at all," she replies. I don't do vell vit the ladies. Am I ugly or fat?" "You're quite presentable," she replies "I don't think that should be a problem." Smiling now, he exults "Vat a relief. I vas always afraid to ask. Again, I got to tank you." He was about to hit another ball when the lady interrupts him. "Do you mind if I give you a bit of advice?" she asks. "Soitenly! Listen, I'll take all de help what youv'e got I vill take", he answers. "Lose the Jewish accent." she replies. "You're Chinese." __________________ ------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it. If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right. The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century www.vortexbuicks-etc.com

11-11-2002, 04:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
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