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12-10-2001, 11:50 AM
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| I'm the Best!  Join Date: May 2001 Location: farmingville ny
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 |  I RACED ZAP!! yes its true i raced zap. it was a very good race i went to the spot where he agreed to race. i was there very early and all i heard was this spuddering whistle kinda sound. i look in to the distance and what do i see? i see a black car slowly driving up to me! by the time he got there i was tired of standing so i sat back down in my gn. so he pulled up to my car i rolled the window down and here is the conversation. zap: "Rob is taht you? thats one bad ass car i dont think i can even compete with that" (oh btw he sounded like dr. hibbert from the simpsons and did that stupid laugh  ) me: "well zap i dont know you never know common lets race and see what happens." so we both stage when all of a sudden i hear a whistle come from the "hot aired missle" then we take off and zap leaps ahead of me!  so then i start making ground and now hear comes the 1/4 mile he is comming on the top of his gear and he beat me by a bumper at the end. so we went stoped and talked and i noticed and said "damn!" i noticed my shoes were un tied. so moral of the story is that when your on foot racing hot air make sure your shoes are tied! ------------------ Rob 87 GN fully loaded with 84k  TA49 Ultra Flow exhaust Cold air induction 3" DP T-Link comming soon  shooting for low 13's high 12's
__________________ Rob 87 GN fully loaded.. learning to walk again 03 vw GTI- stock... for now 04 SC/MCSS 14.89 gone "But the day may come when you've got something to lose, and just when you think you're done paying dues And you say to yourself, dear God what Have I done? And hope its not too late 'cause tomorrow may never come."  |
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12-11-2001, 01:59 PM
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| A Cornucopia of Goodness  Join Date: May 2001 Location: Serving time in the prison of life
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|  First of all, they wouldn't let you out of the Mental Ward long enough to race, second of all, your momma buys you slip on shoes cause' you never learned how to tie them anyway! Third of all, I know where the heater control valve is! NAH! NAH! NAH! Fourth of all, I never say "taht". Fifth of all, take the TA49 out of your sig, you said you didn't really have one. Sixth of all, Steve Wood really is your Daddy, ain't he? Seventh of all...I ran out of "of alls," but if I need to I will come up with some more! ------------------ Drifting along...like a tumbling tumbleweed...
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12-11-2001, 02:10 PM
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| I'm the Best! Join Date: May 2001 Location: farmingville ny
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2nd. they are more comfterable. 3rd. so do i so  4th. you do too. 5th. according to gnttype.org i do 6th. no he aint i hate rocks. 7th. sucks for you! your just up set case i almost out ran your car ------------------ Rob 87 GN fully loaded with 84k TA49 Ultra Flow exhaust Cold air induction 3" DP T-Link comming soon shooting for low 13's high 12's
__________________ Rob 87 GN fully loaded.. learning to walk again 03 vw GTI- stock... for now 04 SC/MCSS 14.89 gone "But the day may come when you've got something to lose, and just when you think you're done paying dues And you say to yourself, dear God what Have I done? And hope its not too late 'cause tomorrow may never come." | |
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12-11-2001, 03:39 PM
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| A Cornucopia of Goodness Join Date: May 2001 Location: Serving time in the prison of life
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|  Help me, Steve Wood! Being from Texas, you are accustomed to trying to communicate with lower level life forms.
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12-11-2001, 04:12 PM
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| Registered User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Seattle, WA
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12-11-2001, 09:03 PM
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| An American American  Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas
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| Sometimes, after reading stuff like this, I suspect the 'Boid is an alien sent here to toy with our minds. No one can spell as badly as he does and yet display such imagination unless he is from another galaxy. 'Boid, you rock, Dude! Next time, wear some bunny slippers and really kick his butt!
__________________ ------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it. If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right. The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century www.vortexbuicks-etc.com   |
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12-11-2001, 09:40 PM
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| Fuhgeddaboudit  Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Brooklyn, NY
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| He lives real close the the now defunked Long Island Shoreum Nuclear Plant. This may explain the strange behavior. ------------------ ED BAKER 87-T-TYPE, PT54,MSD50's,Crane Billet Roller,JE forged20over,P&P Heads,Manley valves,Hemco 65mm& Acu65TB,V2 FM, P.I.9.5 -7disc,Jimmys Trans, new times soon. 93 PARK AVE"SUPERCHARGED" 67RS/SS350 CAMARO mailto:ULYCYC@TurboBuicks.comULYCYC@TurboBuicks.com</A> http://www.modernmusclecar.net 
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12-11-2001, 10:04 PM
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| A Cornucopia of Goodness Join Date: May 2001 Location: Serving time in the prison of life
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12-11-2001, 10:42 PM
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| An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas
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| Just because he kept up with Mr. Molasses does not mean he is a mutant. Probably had a sore big toe and it slowed him down.
__________________ ------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it. If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right. The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century www.vortexbuicks-etc.com |
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12-11-2001, 11:19 PM
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| Registered User  Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Memphis,Tn.
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| Nwo yuo all konw tahts a bgi fta lei! Teh ZaP P'ers cra wsa cruhsed lnog aog caues ti neevr rna ayn wya. Oh kwon i mghit hvae teh boid sepllnig dieses!  Dotocr Setve hple!
__________________ To hell with 12's Im going for the 11's! Keith Davis--- 2003 Harley Davidson 03 1500 Cheby PU 72 Cheby 4x4 86GN, Astroroof, DigDash' TTA crank, Ported polished heads & intake' Jay's 62mm T/body & upper' 979springs" Weber 206 206 hyd cam" Manly SS valves, Steel center mains' PTE 51 Turbo,Bigmouth cold air system' THDP' Postons headers,  |
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12-11-2001, 11:31 PM
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| An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas
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| If you put as much effort into life as you did with that post, you might make it out of the homeless shelter, yet!
__________________ ------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it. If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right. The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century www.vortexbuicks-etc.com |
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12-12-2001, 04:31 AM
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| Registered User Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Orlando, Florida
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It was a great story, and he even let you win, which otherwise, would have been the impossible dream. Woodrow will not help you, as this is a clear case where The Bird needs to be defended. (Bird: If you can't remember to tie your shoelaces, buy the kind of shoes with velcro.) ------------------ MJ 
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12-12-2001, 09:45 AM
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| I'm the Best! Join Date: May 2001 Location: farmingville ny
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| well steve, the bunny slippers they got them traction problems. and ed the reactor can make a way over active mind! its funny, i'm sure zap is a muntant of some kind.
__________________ Rob 87 GN fully loaded.. learning to walk again 03 vw GTI- stock... for now 04 SC/MCSS 14.89 gone "But the day may come when you've got something to lose, and just when you think you're done paying dues And you say to yourself, dear God what Have I done? And hope its not too late 'cause tomorrow may never come." |
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12-12-2001, 10:04 AM
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| An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas
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| CDNGN says Zap is a mutant mole cricket....must be some truth to it? Bunny slippers are made for speed..just launch slow and pass him on the top end!
__________________ ------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it. If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right. The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century www.vortexbuicks-etc.com |
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