I Race STEVE WOOD!!! - Page 5

d0n_3d · 08-03-2001, 12:30 AM

Man Steve, no wonder you have over 1000 posts, most are from defending yourself from Zap on this thread. LOL btw omg that was hilarious

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Zap · 08-03-2001, 08:59 AM

Ha! Double Ha! If I didn't have to defend myself from all of them (they all hate my perfection) I would have about 5 posts!

FamilyMan · 08-03-2001, 09:53 AM

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Originally posted by Zap:
Ha! Double Ha! If I didn't have to defend myself from all of them (they all hate my perfection) I would have about 5 posts!

Zap you are a legend....in your own mind!!!

And since we are into true confessions, I like you too. I like you a whole continent away from me.

And last but certainly not least, Mr. Moderator. BITE ME

hmm must be off waisting some little hotair smartass.

Zap · 08-03-2001, 11:49 AM

I think he blew himself up while talking on a cell phone and getting gas. If you didn't see his post on buick.com about this, take a look. It's something like "are all people morons." It's hilarious.

I think it was posted about 3 to 4 weeks ago.

Steve Wood · 08-03-2001, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by d0n_3d:
Man Steve, no wonder you have over 1000 posts, most are from defending yourself from Zap on this thread. LOL btw omg that was hilarious

One has to admire Zap...preferably from at least 1500 miles away....as he has taken an iq that does not reach the lowest levels of the chart and turned it into a way of life. His thought process is more inanimate than those plastic budhas that you find in take-out Chinese food places. In fact, in a former life (as if he had one) his cranial pan served as a wok until it was discovered that anything that came out of it was half-baked. He then became a Pekingnese's water dish which was everything it was cracked up to be. Unfortunately, a Sharpei wandered by and deemed it fit for burial exclaiming this bowl is "Bad to the Bone" thus giving rise to the career of George Thorgood.

Zap · 08-03-2001, 06:21 PM

I surmise that Steve went to Mexico and got a supply of Mescaline again. I guess we can forget about him making what passes for his normal sense for a month or two.

Steve Wood · 08-03-2001, 07:53 PM

As compared to the sanitary landfill disposal that started this diatribe, my post contained elements of sanity and fact. Your weak response only serves to cement your total humility in the face of greatness.

Zap · 08-04-2001, 11:33 AM

I told you! He's really out of it. See any more of those orange snakes and ballet dancing gorillas this time? Must have been a real potent dose.

Steve Wood · 08-04-2001, 07:29 PM

How would you know? You cannot even see my rear view mirror from 53 lengths back.

Turbo_Tim · 07-17-2003, 02:04 PM

Hell I missed this post! Musta been back in Pa that year visitin'!

I wondered what inspired the picture of Zap's 'Hot Eared Missle'!

Now somebody needs to re-post the picture. Ed?

[ July 17, 2003, 03:05 PM: Message edited by: Turbo_Tim ]

Steve Wood · 07-17-2003, 02:46 PM

Zap's total annilation/humilation was the highlight of his miserable, worm-eaten existence.

His car was so eaten up with rust that I thought it belonged to Salvage at first until I realized that it did not have any blue lights under it spotlighting the polished aluminum driveshaft.

The EPA has a warrant out for him (preferably dead than alive) for pollution of the ground water and attendant aquifers. 3000 ft deep waterwells all across the state and all the way back to West Vermont are producting rusty water and ruining the clothes, and intestines, of honest hardworking Americans who deserved better.

[ July 17, 2003, 04:29 PM: Message edited by: Steve Wood ]

ULYCYC · 07-17-2003, 03:11 PM

I found Zap's vehicle. I'm not sure what upgrades he added since last year but that mule still looks strong.

[ July 17, 2003, 04:14 PM: Message edited by: ULYCYC ]

NOSjohnWE4 · 07-17-2003, 03:16 PM

oooooooooh damn, i almost just fell outa' my computer chair (which is reinforced by a 10 pt. cage, i might add). GREAT picture !! headbang

Steve Wood · 07-17-2003, 03:31 PM

Hmmm, the boy has lost some weight and is only slightly horny in appearance now. Pulling that Schwinn Aerodyn has certainly changed his appearance for the better. :p

Zap · 07-17-2003, 10:46 PM

Sticking your head up an elephant's rear end would help your appearence. moon

08-03-2001, 12:30 AM	#61 (permalink)
d0n_3d What's in YOUR wallet?! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Valparaiso, Indiana Posts: 519	Man Steve, no wonder you have over 1000 posts, most are from defending yourself from Zap on this thread. LOL btw omg that was hilarious ------------------ 1987 Buick Grand National; Stock except for the following: Poston chromed mass-air flow pipe, 9" K&N air filter, 3" ATR stainless downpipe w/racing CAT, 3" ATR stainless exhaust system, Poston UltraChip - Note to all Ford/Chevy owners: BUICK OWNZ JOO;) __________________ 87 GN - 11.12 @ 119 mph, best 60 ft of 1.51 (old 61 combo) 10's on the horizon PT67 P-trim dual BB, high-z 65's, 9" Art Carr 3200 stall, PTE FMIC, GN1's, ported stock intake, Comp 212/212 cam STOCK bottom end 115k miles, stock ECM, daily driven street car, fully optioned, full weight car, cold a/c

08-03-2001, 08:59 AM	#62 (permalink)
Zap A Cornucopia of Goodness Join Date: May 2001 Location: Serving time in the prison of life Posts: 20,670	Ha! Double Ha! If I didn't have to defend myself from all of them (they all hate my perfection) I would have about 5 posts! __________________ Currently between birth and death.

08-03-2001, 11:49 AM	#64 (permalink)
Zap A Cornucopia of Goodness Join Date: May 2001 Location: Serving time in the prison of life Posts: 20,670	I think he blew himself up while talking on a cell phone and getting gas. If you didn't see his post on buick.com about this, take a look. It's something like "are all people morons." It's hilarious. I think it was posted about 3 to 4 weeks ago. __________________ Currently between birth and death.

08-03-2001, 06:21 PM	#66 (permalink)
Zap A Cornucopia of Goodness Join Date: May 2001 Location: Serving time in the prison of life Posts: 20,670	I surmise that Steve went to Mexico and got a supply of Mescaline again. I guess we can forget about him making what passes for his normal sense for a month or two. __________________ Currently between birth and death.

08-03-2001, 07:53 PM	#67 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 35,724	As compared to the sanitary landfill disposal that started this diatribe, my post contained elements of sanity and fact. Your weak response only serves to cement your total humility in the face of greatness. __________________ ------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it. If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right. The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century www.vortexbuicks-etc.com

08-04-2001, 11:33 AM	#68 (permalink)
Zap A Cornucopia of Goodness Join Date: May 2001 Location: Serving time in the prison of life Posts: 20,670	I told you! He's really out of it. See any more of those orange snakes and ballet dancing gorillas this time? Must have been a real potent dose. __________________ Currently between birth and death.

08-04-2001, 07:29 PM	#69 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 35,724	How would you know? You cannot even see my rear view mirror from 53 lengths back. __________________ ------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it. If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right. The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century www.vortexbuicks-etc.com

07-17-2003, 02:04 PM	#70 (permalink)
Turbo_Tim beer processor Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Southern New Jersey Posts: 1,829	Hell I missed this post! Musta been back in Pa that year visitin'! I wondered what inspired the picture of Zap's 'Hot Eared Missle'! Now somebody needs to re-post the picture. Ed? <small>[ July 17, 2003, 03:05 PM: Message edited by: Turbo_Tim ]</small> __________________ Yeah I'm drunk now, but in the morning I'll be sober, and you will still be a bung-hole!

07-17-2003, 02:46 PM	#71 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 35,724	Zap's total annilation/humilation was the highlight of his miserable, worm-eaten existence. His car was so eaten up with rust that I thought it belonged to Salvage at first until I realized that it did not have any blue lights under it spotlighting the polished aluminum driveshaft. The EPA has a warrant out for him (preferably dead than alive) for pollution of the ground water and attendant aquifers. 3000 ft deep waterwells all across the state and all the way back to West Vermont are producting rusty water and ruining the clothes, and intestines, of honest hardworking Americans who deserved better. <small>[ July 17, 2003, 04:29 PM: Message edited by: Steve Wood ]</small> __________________ ------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it. If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right. The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century www.vortexbuicks-etc.com

07-17-2003, 03:11 PM	#72 (permalink)
ULYCYC Fuhgeddaboudit Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 15,673	I found Zap's vehicle. I'm not sure what upgrades he added since last year but that mule still looks strong. <small>[ July 17, 2003, 04:14 PM: Message edited by: ULYCYC ]</small> __________________ ED BAKER 87-T, Maplight equipped rear view mirror.. 93 PARK AVE"SUPERCHARGED" BPG#1458 My Photo Page buickperformancegroup.com

07-17-2003, 03:16 PM	#73 (permalink)
NOSjohnWE4 Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 633	oooooooooh damn, i almost just fell outa' my computer chair (which is reinforced by a 10 pt. cage, i might add). GREAT picture !! headbang __________________ John C. LedSLED Motorsports LedSLED Racing StreetBike Shootout Bike GSXR1100 chassis NEW best time - 7.80@180mph and took 2nd place at Florida World Finals on Nov.16th 2003! Our rider - thanks to: Super Dave Stewart '87 WE4, stock: K&N filter only, 56k miles, bought from original owner. '87 T, Rosewood hardtop. TWIN Turbo SBC w/ NOS in the near future. '82 Monte Carlo, built 350 for NOS, studded, 250 cheater NOS plate, ran 12.84@105 on motor - 10 inch TCI anti-balloon/nitrous plate convertor is loose.. ran 108 on 11inch conv. *a few NOS test runs, feels like low 11's, high 10's - soon to be Twin Turbo!! 1988 GSXR1100 - sold 1995 Chevy Silverado Ext. cab 4X4 - sold

07-17-2003, 03:31 PM	#74 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 35,724	Hmmm, the boy has lost some weight and is only slightly horny in appearance now. Pulling that Schwinn Aerodyn has certainly changed his appearance for the better. :p __________________ ------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it. If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right. The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century www.vortexbuicks-etc.com

07-17-2003, 10:46 PM	#75 (permalink)
Zap A Cornucopia of Goodness Join Date: May 2001 Location: Serving time in the prison of life Posts: 20,670	Sticking your head up an elephant's rear end would help your appearence. moon __________________ Currently between birth and death.

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