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Old 08-02-2001, 12:23 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Zap, another village just joined the search for you. You are being more heavily recruited than Hakeem Olajuwon.
Well of course he is. Zap's skills in his field are legendary. Hakeem is just an old has been. Wait did I just complement Zap?
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Old 08-02-2001, 01:12 PM   #47 (permalink)
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I believe you may have inadvertently complimented him but you will have to stand beside him before I know if you complement him.
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Old 08-02-2001, 01:16 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Steve, did you take your medicine this morning?
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Old 08-02-2001, 01:17 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Well of course he is. Zap's skills in his field are legendary. Hakeem is just an old has been. Wait did I just complement Zap?[/quote]

A skilled idiot. What a novel concept. I wonder if this is comparable to Idiot Savant?

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Old 08-02-2001, 01:19 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Steve, did you take your medicine this morning?

No, I am just trying to make Zap feel at home...*g*
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Old 08-02-2001, 01:59 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Choo..Choo...I drive train...choo..choo...I be engineer name Steve Wood...choo...choo...

Don't take that medication while you are operating your train! You might run into my hotair Missile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...


Steve will pay for your trip, FamilyMantis. He is nothing if not generous.
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Old 08-02-2001, 04:29 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Wow an all expense paid trip to Europe. Steve that is so generous. Will this require me to marry ole what's her name. I know you've been trying to get her married off lately. I would have thought at her age she would have been institutionalized by now, but I understand you needing to get out from under that burden. I'll think it over. I wonder if FamilyWoman would mind another person to help out around the house?
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Old 08-02-2001, 04:35 PM   #53 (permalink)
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I actually think you are required to get hitched to Steve to qualify for the trip to England! Repulsive thought, but it is all expenses paid!
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Old 08-02-2001, 04:48 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Well as long as he's a big help around the house I'm sure FamilyWoman wont mind. But he'll have to sleep in the garage with the Stealth.
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Old 08-02-2001, 04:51 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Let's see if we really have a moderator in this forum. Hey Mickey. BITE ME
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Old 08-02-2001, 05:03 PM   #56 (permalink)
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I was thinking about that the other night. When TTA89 is a moderator you know you have a wild board.
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Old 08-02-2001, 06:24 PM   #57 (permalink)
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I am not much help around the house. I would have been better off if I had spent some nights of my life sleeping with the stealth but my rust allergies may prevent me from enjoying the exotic aroma of decay and neglect.
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Old 08-02-2001, 06:42 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Poetic, ain't he? Pathetic, ain't he?

But we still like him. Of course I also like FamilyMan, so who am I to judge? I guess I can like just about any lowlife that crawls along!
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Old 08-02-2001, 07:19 PM   #59 (permalink)
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We give you something to look up to.
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Old 08-02-2001, 10:44 PM   #60 (permalink)
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I am not much help around the house. I would have been better off if I had spent some nights of my life sleeping with the stealth but my rust allergies may prevent me from enjoying the exotic aroma of decay and neglect.
That explains why you forced Zap to move all the way to West Vermont, but what does it have to do with my pristine 83 Regal Limited. You need to get back on your medicine Stevo, you're starting to hallucinate.

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