I Race STEVE WOOD!!! - Page 2

Steve Wood · 07-20-2001, 09:58 PM

You'll have to get the neighbor with the mule to pull those hot air cars out of the way.

FamilyMan · 07-23-2001, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zap:
Speaking of my upcoming nuptials, how much do you think it would cost you to rent the Alamo. I want it to be a wedding to remember.

That ought to be the perfect venue for the nuptials between the hatfields...errr woods and whats it's name.

But I have to admit that the whole concept just frightens me. I know you don't want to marry outside your gene pool and all Sap, but your brothers only daughter. I really think you ought to keep looking. Hard as it is to find anyone else who can stand the stench of ya, I think the rest of us would just rest easier if you did. Of course your offspring (shudder) will fit right in WV wont they?

Zap · 07-23-2001, 05:30 PM

Are you the crazy sob with the Washington State Liscense plate that parked up in the rocks and kept mooning Steve and I before our race?

Damn man, keep it covered!

FamilyMan · 07-31-2001, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zap:
Are you the crazy sob with the Washington State Liscense plate that parked up in the rocks and kept mooning Steve and I before our race?

Damn man, keep it covered!

...and if my rifle hadn't jammed all this misery would be over. And that wasn't the moon man, that was your bride to be peaking her face over the rocks to see who was winning. I can see how you could confuse the two though...

[This message has been edited by FamilyMan (edited July 31, 2001).]

Zap · 07-31-2001, 04:47 PM

When you get the 83 all done let me know and I'll come out and let you win a race too.

Some go through life helping the sick and hungry as their good deed. I help to build the egos of those with slow cars so that they may have a little happiness in their otherwise meaningless lives. No need to thank me, it's the least I could do.

FamilyMan · 08-01-2001, 09:57 AM

The absolute least. Where is the glory in beating up on some foul smelling, self pleasuring, peanut butter lovin, beastmaster from West Vermont with a has been hot air piece of crap that just came down of the blocks in the front yard. You stick to the riceboys, Zippy. Your intercooled big brothers will take care of the rest.

Zap · 08-01-2001, 10:27 AM

I try to be nice and still I get attacked! Well phooey on all of you! Bunch a' gay communist ricer wannabes (no offense intended).

FamilyMan · 08-01-2001, 11:37 AM

You're trying all right. Now don't get your poor little feelings hurt and go away mad. JUST GO AWAY.

Steve Wood · 08-01-2001, 04:26 PM

Zap is just road kill in the greater scheme of life. In West Vermont, they sell bumper stickers that read, "I brake for Zap". Normally they do that for endangered species but so many people complained about the mess that his splatter spatter makes, the State funded the stickers as a public service.

The cost of cleaning him out of an intake system is quite high not to mention the unearthly stench that is emitted afterward.

Zap · 08-01-2001, 04:38 PM

It's great to hear from Steve "Vendor Basher" Wood. I thought that he may have been deported to Canada for various "activities". I guess such things aren't a crime in Texas, however.

Of course I am highly aggitated at him for not getting back to me with any wedding plans. I am beginning to get the feeling that he is against the idea of me marrying his daughter. I guess you can take the Tuxedo back Familyman, as I don't need a best man anymore. The wedding is apparently off. Fine. Dandy. My genes are better spread to those who can appreciate them (and my jeans are better spread...). Get some Texas "plowboy" for your son in law. Your loss! Don't come begging me to come back later!

FamilyMan · 08-01-2001, 05:20 PM

You tricked me. You said the Tux was for your funeral. Oh I guess you just meant that euphamistacally now that I have seen the bride to be in person.

Steve Wood · 08-01-2001, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zap:
It's great to hear from Steve "Vendor Basher" Wood. I thought that he may have been deported to Canada for various "activities". I guess such things aren't a crime in Texas, however.

We are far more humane in Texas than to allow bashing. Lethal injection is the prescribed means of punishment for non-caring vendors.

Quote:

I am beginning to get the feeling that he is against the idea of me marrying his daughter. My genes are better spread to those who can appreciate them (and my jeans are better spread...). [/b]

Actually, I am against the idea of you marrying ANYONES daughter. Your genes would be better spread to someone with no reproductive organs and your jeans would be less spread if you were not a 200# small person.

Why don't you pull that pair of socks out of your left pocket and stuff them in your mouth while you await the next scatological expedition to vist West Vermont.

Zap · 08-01-2001, 06:10 PM

I'm sensing a certain hostility from my ex potential father-in-law. Familiarman warned me that I was in for a big letdown trying to deal with Texans. "They're not like normal people", he said. Oh, that I would have payed more attention. I'm more sad than dissapointed.

Steve Wood · 08-01-2001, 06:16 PM

["They're not like normal people", he said. [/b][/quote]

Un momentito, buritto cabeza. If you would clean the wax out of your ears, YOu would have heard him say, "Thy're not like MORON people."

Zap · 08-01-2001, 06:28 PM

We'll settle this in Bristol, New Hampshire at the BOP meet. Make sure your will is up to date.

200# small person

07-20-2001, 09:58 PM	#16 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 35,735	You'll have to get the neighbor with the mule to pull those hot air cars out of the way. __________________ ------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it. If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right. The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century www.vortexbuicks-etc.com

07-23-2001, 05:30 PM	#18 (permalink)
Zap A Cornucopia of Goodness Join Date: May 2001 Location: Serving time in the prison of life Posts: 20,678	Are you the crazy sob with the Washington State Liscense plate that parked up in the rocks and kept mooning Steve and I before our race? Damn man, keep it covered! __________________ Currently between birth and death.

07-31-2001, 04:47 PM	#20 (permalink)
Zap A Cornucopia of Goodness Join Date: May 2001 Location: Serving time in the prison of life Posts: 20,678	When you get the 83 all done let me know and I'll come out and let you win a race too. Some go through life helping the sick and hungry as their good deed. I help to build the egos of those with slow cars so that they may have a little happiness in their otherwise meaningless lives. No need to thank me, it's the least I could do. __________________ Currently between birth and death.

08-01-2001, 09:57 AM	#21 (permalink)
FamilyMan Registered User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,141	The absolute least. Where is the glory in beating up on some foul smelling, self pleasuring, peanut butter lovin, beastmaster from West Vermont with a has been hot air piece of crap that just came down of the blocks in the front yard. You stick to the riceboys, Zippy. Your intercooled big brothers will take care of the rest. __________________ Jeff Kelly

08-01-2001, 10:27 AM	#22 (permalink)
Zap A Cornucopia of Goodness Join Date: May 2001 Location: Serving time in the prison of life Posts: 20,678	I try to be nice and still I get attacked! Well phooey on all of you! Bunch a' gay communist ricer wannabes (no offense intended). __________________ Currently between birth and death.

08-01-2001, 11:37 AM	#23 (permalink)
FamilyMan Registered User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,141	You're trying all right. Now don't get your poor little feelings hurt and go away mad. JUST GO AWAY. __________________ Jeff Kelly

08-01-2001, 04:26 PM	#24 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 35,735	Zap is just road kill in the greater scheme of life. In West Vermont, they sell bumper stickers that read, "I brake for Zap". Normally they do that for endangered species but so many people complained about the mess that his splatter spatter makes, the State funded the stickers as a public service. The cost of cleaning him out of an intake system is quite high not to mention the unearthly stench that is emitted afterward. __________________ ------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it. If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right. The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century www.vortexbuicks-etc.com

08-01-2001, 04:38 PM	#25 (permalink)
Zap A Cornucopia of Goodness Join Date: May 2001 Location: Serving time in the prison of life Posts: 20,678	It's great to hear from Steve "Vendor Basher" Wood. I thought that he may have been deported to Canada for various "activities". I guess such things aren't a crime in Texas, however. Of course I am highly aggitated at him for not getting back to me with any wedding plans. I am beginning to get the feeling that he is against the idea of me marrying his daughter. I guess you can take the Tuxedo back Familyman, as I don't need a best man anymore. The wedding is apparently off. Fine. Dandy. My genes are better spread to those who can appreciate them (and my jeans are better spread...). Get some Texas "plowboy" for your son in law. Your loss! Don't come begging me to come back later! __________________ Currently between birth and death.

08-01-2001, 05:20 PM	#26 (permalink)
FamilyMan Registered User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,141	You tricked me. You said the Tux was for your funeral. Oh I guess you just meant that euphamistacally now that I have seen the bride to be in person. __________________ Jeff Kelly

08-01-2001, 06:10 PM	#28 (permalink)
Zap A Cornucopia of Goodness Join Date: May 2001 Location: Serving time in the prison of life Posts: 20,678	I'm sensing a certain hostility from my ex potential father-in-law. Familiarman warned me that I was in for a big letdown trying to deal with Texans. "They're not like normal people", he said. Oh, that I would have payed more attention. I'm more sad than dissapointed. __________________ Currently between birth and death.

08-01-2001, 06:16 PM	#29 (permalink)
Steve Wood An American American Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: East of Eden, Texas Posts: 35,735	["They're not like normal people", he said. [/b][/quote] Un momentito, buritto cabeza. If you would clean the wax out of your ears, YOu would have heard him say, "Thy're not like MORON people." __________________ ------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you have.' - Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it. If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right. The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century www.vortexbuicks-etc.com

08-01-2001, 06:28 PM	#30 (permalink)
Zap A Cornucopia of Goodness Join Date: May 2001 Location: Serving time in the prison of life Posts: 20,678	We'll settle this in Bristol, New Hampshire at the BOP meet. Make sure your will is up to date. 200# small person __________________ Currently between birth and death.

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