 Killed the Pig
Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Saddam tells his driver: "Go to the farm over there and explain to the owner what happened."
One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other. "What happen?" Saddam asks. "Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar, and their 19-year-old daughter made wild, passionate love to me."
"My God! What did you tell them?" asked Saddam.
The driver answered: "Good evening, I am Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."
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------------------ 'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you
have.'
- Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it.
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