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Originally Posted by Scott-N-GA  Never had mine stolen but actually thought about the situation before. The best I can come up with is I would call from a payphone or someone elses phone. I talk real fast or leave a voice message, something to the effect of "sorry took so long to get the money up but I got it I am leaving it at ........." may give them a figure like $1000 or so.
Anyone that would steal your phone would come for the money. Lay and wait for them.
Scott |
So I took your advise. I texted him and told him that I had the grand I owed and that I would leave it under my door mat and gave him the address. I turned off all the house lights and put some clp on my rifle. I grabbed a surefire light, a kbar, and a joint and got onto the roof of my house. About 30 minutes went by and I saw some lights coming by slow.
I had broken my silhouette by using some down branches from the live oak next to my house. To my amazement the car pulled into my drive way and turned the lights off. The person that got out of the car on the drivers side was about 17 years of age and he walked quickly up to my door. Just then I believe I saw the eye of the tiger and put two through the passenger side of the windshield taking care of the girlfriend and observing the fine pink mist that resulted from the shots that found their target. I then dropped down onto the front porch with a special move I call the reverse Australian drop down.
After that I don't remember much. Just the sharpened blade finding flesh. The gargled and distorted sound of a man attempting to breathe through a severed windpipe. A sound my Grandfather described to me many years ago referring to the 13 Japanese he turned into "human volcanoes". I found my blood encrusted phone in his pocket with 10 missed calls!
I then sliced the carcasses into eight equal pieces and called my buddy that works at UPS. Needless to say, a forensic investigation would involve 16 states. I then proceeded to strip naked and wear his face over mine until my wife got home from work.
Just kidding, I went to AT&T and got new service and a free phone!