I think Zap needs a motivational speaker like Tony Robbins to help him die.
Tony: Come on Zap, you can do it! No! No! Don't try opening your eyes! No! No! Don't try breathing! Just Die! Die I said! Die!
Then after Zap not listening, Tony would probably try smashing his head in with a shovel. But that probably won't work either because of Zap's thick skull.
[This message has been edited by forzfed (edited August 30, 2002).]