Zap probably would rather hear the Gettysburg Address, or one of those motivational speaker tapes. Get out and DO something with the rest your life, you pathetic lazy West Virginian. You've got what, 3 minutes left? Get those cars off the blocks and get em inspected! Wash behind your ears! Apologize to all those you've offended on the message board! Start singing 1,999,999,999,999 Bottles of beer on the wall (The greatest song ever written) for FastwClass!
Who is Shakira?
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