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Originally posted by CDNGN:
How dare you attack The Bird's story, you insipid insignificant insect !!!

Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! The Hapless Harried Hamster continues to turn his wheel.

It was a great story, and he even let you win, which otherwise, would have been the impossible dream.

No, the impossible dream would be for you and Steve Wood to develop an interest in Honda's, and migrate to that board.


Woodrow will not help you, as this is a clear case where The Bird needs to be defended.

Depending on Steve Wood for help is akin to depending on the French army. The Bird needs to be neutered, not defended!

(Bird: If you can't remember to tie your shoelaces, buy the kind of shoes with velcro.)

He can remember, he just doesn't know how. Velcro is to him what the digital watch is to you.