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Originally posted by Zap:
It's great to hear from Steve "Vendor Basher" Wood. I thought that he may have been deported to Canada for various "activities". I guess such things aren't a crime in Texas, however. |
We are far more humane in Texas than to allow bashing. Lethal injection is the prescribed means of punishment for non-caring vendors.
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I am beginning to get the feeling that he is against the idea of me marrying his daughter. My genes are better spread to those who can appreciate them (and my jeans are better spread...). [/b]
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Actually, I am against the idea of you marrying ANYONES daughter. Your genes would be better spread to someone with no reproductive organs and your jeans would be less spread if you were not a 200# small person.
Why don't you pull that pair of socks out of your left pocket and stuff them in your mouth while you await the next scatological expedition to vist West Vermont.