It's great to hear from Steve "Vendor Basher" Wood. I thought that he may have been deported to Canada for various "activities". I guess such things aren't a crime in Texas, however.
Of course I am highly aggitated at him for not getting back to me with any wedding plans. I am beginning to get the feeling that he is against the idea of me marrying his daughter. I guess you can take the Tuxedo back Familyman, as I don't need a best man anymore. The wedding is apparently off. Fine. Dandy. My genes are better spread to those who can appreciate them (and my jeans are better spread...). Get some Texas "plowboy" for your son in law. Your loss! Don't come begging me to come back later!
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