View Single Post
Old 08-01-2001, 04:26 PM   #24 (permalink)
Steve Wood
An American American
 
Steve Wood's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: East of Eden, Texas
Posts: 36,361
Post

Zap is just road kill in the greater scheme of life. In West Vermont, they sell bumper stickers that read, "I brake for Zap". Normally they do that for endangered species but so many people complained about the mess that his splatter spatter makes, the State funded the stickers as a public service.

The cost of cleaning him out of an intake system is quite high not to mention the unearthly stench that is emitted afterward.
__________________
------------------
'A government that is big enough to give you everything you want, is also big enough to take away everything you

have.'

- Thomas Jefferson


I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it.

If they're sneaking in, we must be doing something right.
The Chronicles of Zap, from the early 21st century

www.vortexbuicks-etc.com





Steve Wood is offline   Reply With Quote