I thought she was gonna support me!
Get your facts straight. It's a tortoise, not a turtle. And..he/she is not a pet. He/She simply drops by for a meal every so often. He/She is a free-range tortoise, able to plod freely about the West Virginia terrain.
Speaking of my upcoming nuptials, how much do you think it would cost you to rent the Alamo. I want it to be a wedding to remember.
