The worst thing about racing Zap (other than trying to decypher his writing) is having to clean his fenders out of my air intake at the 1/8th mile and and then having to stop again and pull his head out on the return road.
The next worst thing is trying to find a tow truck that will pull him thru the quarter mile for less than $40.00.
He has threatened to step up to his pet turtle for the next race but the damn turtle goes to sleep in the water box every time. I refuse to stage before the turtle any more!
Gap has the best known Regal in West Vermont. the game wardens use it to lean the metal deer up against and Rap comes out every morning and shoots the thing again. His sister conceived three kids in the backseat before the turtle kicked her out for non-support.
Now she sleeps under the trailer with Chris Cairn's sister. Lesbos from West Vermont!
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- Thomas Jefferson I think one should worry more when people are lining up to get out of a country rather than into it.
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